in responce to all of you I give you anouther bit of funny!

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/5054b2678009.gif[/atsimg]

Now let me say this first off this is fake this never happened as far as I know and if this belongs in the hoax bin mods please move it.

With that said I thought this was too good to pass up letting you and ATS see this and if it has been posted before I am sorry. Still in there’s times of turbulence it is my intention to provide ATS with at least one a day doses of funny or until the mods tell me to knock it off.

Remember Ash LOVES ZOMBIES AND COOKIES so if someone can mix them together well that would just be fantastic.

LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL!!!!!!! Then to add "and so the lighthouse was destroyed as it was a threat"

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Glad you enjoyed it I thought it was perfect for ats. And I just had to share even thoe it never took place which makes me sad because it would have been way funnier

That's an ooold one. :shk: Sometimes changed to a different location or the ship is Coast Guard, depending on who's telling it.

But it's still funny, considering how some ship captains are.

I wish it were real; it was very funny. I guess it got booted to BTS so no stars... Keep making the funny posts, I find them uplifting

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bump for bump's sake we need more humor around here! at least that is my thought.

Hilarious.

I have heard it as Navy and Coast Guard, but it is always funny. It's a classic. I like how it's an image file for more credibility.

That's a good one.

Originally posted by ashnomadonte
Remember Ash LOVES ZOMBIES AND COOKIES so if someone can mix them together well that would just be fantastic.

mmm... I'll have a go:

Ash had a taste for cookies, plain or chocolate chips
He used to devour them heartily, not a crumb left upon his lips

One day to his misfortune something 'got' him as he ate
A ravenous great zombie chomped him before he'd cleared his plate

Poor Ash couldn't help it, he found he had been turned
And his favoured dish of cookies was now sadly spurned

But each cloud has a silver lining, even after it rains
Now Ash spends his meal times happily eating brains