If you were an alien what would you do to earth!!

Originally posted by dominuz
i will create a perfect system to control every single human's brain and erradicate once and for all free will and have the entire race for preserve and protect this world and other ones

So you would run for President?

two.

reply to post by Zeplin100


I believe I would, through my superior technology, let them catch a fuzzy photograph or wobbly video as evidence. Then I would supplant the idea that their leaders are keeping the real evidence from them. I would make them very wary of the leadership.

As this was going on I would be seeding the planet with microscopic nano bugs that would transmit to me all the necessary conditions that sustain their lives. I would then transform myself to appear as them and walk around asking for things like census data. Tell them that I work for the government. It would be grand!

Originally posted by KSPigpen
Do cows think we are all 'evil?'

You have raised a good point without maybe even knowing you raised it.

Cows are NOT smart enough to know we are eveil and are going to eat them. Same with those damned chickens, whitetail deer have an idea so they run when they can ( usually into the side of my car but thats ANOTHER thread )

So, we feed the cows ( chickens ) and talk to them, and give them cute little names like buttons, or cotten butt, or Steak. Take the kids to the petting zoos to see them.....

And then one day - WHAM - freezermeat.

So when the "EVIL" aliens arrive - will we fight back or will we let them give us cute little names like "Hugh-Mahn" until one day -* WHAM *- people/meat!

Dorian Soran

Emerging from hiperspace my ship would damage delicate equilibrium of solar system, causing new ice age and monstrous global warming- at the same time. The rest of the Earthlings will die because of my rescue action, from side effects of our alien medication and planetary engineering designed to save them...
So in memory of them and of course to create some workplaces for our spoiled, jobless alien youths I would create planet sized fun park exactli imitating perished human culture (as much as possible...)
...and that is where we live now...

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Well... What would I do...

Hidden camera show all the way. Just like Just For Laughs Gags but without letting people know they're being watched. Best reactions would come from ATS contributors of course.

Then I'd take my ship and go see some giant squids in their natural environments or maybe lurk in some trenches and plant an Egyptian obelisk there for when earthlings get down that deep, but if my ship couldn't swim then I'd trip speed trap cameras on empty stretches of the US interstate or the Autobahn. Let's see the government ticket me then. Maybe terrorize China's countryside or leave a bunch of obscene words in crop circles. At least it would seem obscene to me and others of my species but humans would interpret 'Your mother is a...' as 'The end is nigh'. At the end of my visit, I would abduct a contributor of ATS and tell him all sorts of misinformation about the fate of his planet so that we would get all of you to believe him.

That would be pretty awesome.

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Mars Need Women!!!!

If I were an alien I would do as follows:

1) Observe how humans live, behave, learn, think and act.

2) Since I wouldn't want to scare them, I would only contact a few of them, on individual basis.

3) Test them. I would leave little clues here and there for them to pick up and sort out.

4) I would take hold of the media to spread images and stories about aliens all over the globe.
- News
- Movies
- Books
- Toys
etc.

5) Then I would go undercover and wait till all the dots are connected.

6) Around 2012 I would open a few Dimensional Portals, sit back and watch HOW many humans will cross the Doorway.

7) As last I would materialise myself in an other Time and Place to welcome those Earthlings who've done the same.

If you were an alien what would you do to earth!!

I think I would snuggle with earth. Earth seems like a lovable planet that would be an absolute delight to curl and purr affectionately with. I'd watch her earthquakes and volcanoes and hold her, and express gentle preference that her changes come easily and without discomfort.

Also what would you do to the humans,

I'd try to communicate with the humans. I'd be likely to perceive their state of existence as one not chosen willfully, but rather chosen out of ignorance. I'd try to explain that it's not necessary for them to live the way they do. That it's ok if they really want to...but that there are other options.

It's possible that they'd misinterpret my explanation and think that I was God. To which I'd say that I was perfectly willing to be their God if that's really what they wanted, but that I wasn't convinced that they really did, but that once again...theirs was a perception being made out of ignorance rather than choice. And then I'd experience a bit of a dilemna over whether to to be God for them or whether to keep trying to explain my own perception to them.

I'm not sure how it would resolve.

animals

I would would seriously consider outright stepping in, rescuing a lot of them, and giving them their own alternate earth to live on without the intervention of humans. I'd acknowledge the validity of relations between species with vastly different awarenesses, but I think an outright intervention on behalf of several ranched animal species on earth might be appropriate. Factory chickens and cows, for example, would be good candidates to be rescued and given their own planet. I'm not certain what degree of communication would be possible with such species, and it's possible such direct intervention would have unforeseen consequences, but I think I would seriously look into it.

This is a very difficult area to get into. How many billions of living cells die every day simply from people chewing absent-mindedly on the inside of their cheeks? Would it be proper for aliens to come down and rescue our cheek cells? Maybe...maybe not.

So maybe if I were an alien I wouldn't rescue the factory animals. But as a human I might want them to. Either way...the situation would attract my attention.

plants,

The plants I would also cuddle and dance and play with, but I think I'd mostly leave them alone. What I'd most like to offer the plants is their own planet with just plants and insects for a few million years, but this isn't really the proper time and place for that. They've had their time, and I'd be delighted to offer intent for them to have it again, but this is not the correct juncture for it.

the MOON

I'd mostly leave the moon alone. I'm not sure she's ready for outside attention. I would however, seriously consider destroying the nuclear weapons that NASA has planned to fire at the moon, but I would want a better understanding of the likely consequences before deciding. If better understanding were unavailable, I'd probably destroy them. Most likely worst case, it would simply be a lost opportunity.

I would use my alien mind tricks to make Simon Cowell commit suicide live on air.

Oh, and bring back Elvis. Now that's worth an alien invasion any day of the week!

The question is extremely simple to answer once you reverse it.

in a year from now, interstellar flight is created. You have been given the opportunity to be one of a few people to goto Alpha Centuri. There has been reported a civilization there somewhat similar to ours, perhaps about 100 years behind us in technology...steam engines and such.

What would you do while there?

I would spend the time studying the culture, understanding the mindset of the people, and see ultimately if there is any potential trade potential. Since we dont need steam engine technology and we can mine resources on plenty of uninhabited planets..ultimately it would be creative and intellectual resources we would be after...along with any positive traits they may genetically excibit....such as perhaps they live 200 years longer than us on average, or have a innate ability to telepathically communicate..that would certainly be worthwhile to study. If they were inferior in every way to human civs, then it would potentially take on a teacher role. Being a good neighbor, it would be nice to not see our neighbors blow each other up over simplistic things, thereby eliminating potential for a mutual friendship to blossom over the many years.

And, not to mention, it would make for some really great studys...I mean, if people studying gorillas in their natural habitat can become rich off books and discovery videos, imagine what studying a alien culture could do for scientific understanding of evolution in odd places...and a whole host of other industries stimulated (ancient history of other cultures is always a big hit...now imagine that with it also being from alien worlds..primative or not)

I would overthrow oppressive governments in order for the people to live in peace and happiness.
I would also give free energy and erase their minds of the idea of money and currency.
Next I would make them mind controlled into thinking everyone is equal and the same.(we are and already know that but don't act that way so I would step in)

reply to post by Zeplin100
If I was an alien mothership I would send down scouts of the ufo orb type to monitor primitive life on Planet Earth. Earthlings to be observed like we monitor life in a pond.

I would enslave the entire female population and make them wear skimpy outfits. The males,ummmm... isn't that what the galactic creator made things like the sun for.

In all seriousness. I would probably forcea world meeting with the leaders of all the worlds countries by telling them I have some really important message for the planet earth. then when I have them all together. I would sit down and read to them My Pet Goat, and them simply babble some complete nonsense. then I would climb right back up into my spaceship, hover over the summit and blast them all with that beam from the movie in dependance day, open the door to my UFO look right in the camera and yell. "STUPID!!!! YOU ALL SO STUPID!!!" like kuni-san from the movie UHF. then I'd fly home to my planet invite all my friends over and laugh our buts off over grogian ale and watch the recording I had made of the entire thing.

No seriously I would get some darth vader outfit, and tell the world george Lucas was right and that the emperor will soon do a death star drive by on your planet. ANd that I can feel the anger dwelling within them.


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Use sign language.. I would either wag my index finger in the air with a typical tsk tsk motion or either use both index fingers to form the sign of the cross.

[edit on 25-7-2009 by kronos11]

Fornicate with many beautiful women.

I would destroy it along with 90% of its population. Then teach the rest.

Make Earth into a tourist attraction.

The planet is great. Where else in this quadrant can you get a stuffed crust pizza?
Chocolate with praline? That crap they serve in Tau Ceti is nothing compared to Belgium's finest
The variance in food stuffs is unbelievable. It seems like every area of the planet tries to make an amazing different food stuff.

What about entertainment you may ask.
The humans are cute and adorable. You go to one of their crop fields with a plank and rope, wreck it, and watch them flood to it and argue about what the message means.
Abducting people whilst wearing silly masks is fun, giving them messages of universal peace whilst trying to keep a straight face is difficult though.
They've got sex down to a fine art too! Only two required on this planet!
This is before you get to try all their entertainment. I watched Aliens (directors cut) and have never laughed so much.
You can marvel at how they spend 70% of their time working, and then when they get time away, then sit at a coast absorbing radiation?
Las Vegas was an eye opener too! They put lots of metal discs into a machine and jump and cheer if some of them come back out. Comical to watch whilst puzzling

Earth - A Great Vacation!

id abduct the president and return him to middle east somwhere then sit n watch the carnage ensue after he got beheaded on al jeezera

Originally posted by Daisy-Lola
Make Earth into a tourist attraction.

The planet is great. Where else in this quadrant can you get a stuffed crust pizza?
Chocolate with praline? That crap they serve in Tau Ceti is nothing compared to Belgium's finest
The variance in food stuffs is unbelievable. It seems like every area of the planet tries to make an amazing different food stuff.

What about entertainment you may ask.
The humans are cute and adorable. You go to one of their crop fields with a plank and rope, wreck it, and watch them flood to it and argue about what the message means.
Abducting people whilst wearing silly masks is fun, giving them messages of universal peace whilst trying to keep a straight face is difficult though.
They've got sex down to a fine art too! Only two required on this planet!

This is before you get to try all their entertainment. I watched Aliens (directors cut) and have never laughed so much.
You can marvel at how they spend 70% of their time working, and then when they get time away, then sit at a coast absorbing radiation?

Las Vegas was an eye opener too! They put lots of metal discs into a machine and jump and cheer if some of them come back out. Comical to watch whilst puzzling

Earth - A Great Vacation!

I would definitly go great posts so far everyone

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we are aliens to some other race

and we are destroying earth.

so what would i do? what AM i trying to do already?

plain and simple. stop it. and do whatever i can in my daily life to make a difference.