Liberal Answer, Conservative Answer, Texas Answer

You have a home, a spouse, and two small children.

Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner
and is running at you while screaming obscenities.

What do you do?

LIBERAL ANSWER:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him
that is inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife
think? What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible
he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound
me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
while he was stabbing me?

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a
few days to try to come to a conclusion.

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CONSERVATIVE ANSWER:

BANG!
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TEXAN'S ANSWER:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click....
(sounds of clip being ejected and fresh clip installed)

Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids'
think?"

Son: "Mon's right Dad, I saw it too...."

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy!"
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lets go one further

Falcon's answer
NWO is attacking!!! Run and hide!! Forgets family runs for hills.


William One Sacs answer
Go for the liver!! Go for the liver!! Attacks with a kitchen knife


Ycon's answer
"I bless you with colloidial silver" throws bottle of water at his head and knocks him unconscious.....


Aliens answer
You want a toke too mate? Why didn't you just ask, chill out and sit down....


General ats member answer
"Its a NWO subversive alien conspiracy!!!"
"nah its not"
"Yes it is"
(ignores madman and wanders off arguing to himself, meanwhile madman kills family)