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EMERYVILLE, CA—April 1, 2009—Today **Company Name** proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that learning can happen anytime, anyplace—with satisfaction guaranteed. After a decade of top-secret, government-funded testing at underground research facilities in several undisclosed _javascript:icon('')locations, **Company name** has released the revolutionary Dream & Learn Smart Orb. Dream & Learn is the first product to harness the unique ability of children’s brains to absorb raw intelligence delivered via high frequency sound waves. Now all kids (and the occasional cocker spaniel) can instantly comprehend difficult-to-learn concepts—while they sleep!
Originally posted by AccessDenied
EEEEKKK! Lucky..it's a joke..I was gonna boycott the company and all it's products!
DAMN!
Originally posted by KaginD
I was just browsing on a website that gives tips on how to use house hold items to baby proof when I came across this.. I am absolutely FLOORED right now that a high profile company like this one would use such techniques to "educate" our children. This is nothing short of blatant subliminal messaging IMO. I'm not sure if I can put the company name in this thread because I'm not sure about the T&C's on that kind of stuff.. Check out the link and see for yourself!
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EMERYVILLE, CA—April 1, 2009—Today **Company Name** proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that learning can happen anytime, anyplace—with satisfaction guaranteed. After a decade of top-secret, government-funded testing at underground research facilities in several undisclosed _javascript:icon('')locations, **Company name** has released the revolutionary Dream & Learn Smart Orb. Dream & Learn is the first product to harness the unique ability of children’s brains to absorb raw intelligence delivered via high frequency sound waves. Now all kids (and the occasional cocker spaniel) can instantly comprehend difficult-to-learn concepts—while they sleep!
Wow Is it just me, or is this wrong on so many levels!!