Woman blasts off boyfriend’s penis with firecrackers

Wow! At least when Lorena Bobbit "disposed" of her husbands penis, they could later re-attach it. People are crazy these days.

A Russian woman got so upset by the news that her boyfriend intended to leave her that she tied several firecrackers to his penis and exploded them, the Life.ru web-site reports.

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reply to post by Zaydie


Did Lorena Bobbitt move to Russia?

Sorry, I see the humor, as much as the gore.

A phallic member is nothing to be lost because of vengence.

Really, because he was leaving her?

I can see clearly now, the men in white, with an extra-long sleeved jacket are sure to take her away.

Oh wait, this is Russia we're talking about.

She's likely to get asked into their military instead.



[edit on 28-5-2009 by SpartanKingLeonidas]

Im sorry but ROFL*Snippin*MAO .

On a serious note, My brothers, take this as a warning....
One of these crazy friggin broads could blow off YOUR old fella when you least expect it .... Even in your sleep for christ sakes !

I cant believe this man, this is some dead set roundabout crap .

I know some of em say there going to do something like this in our sleep but i mean you never expect em to carry through with something like that.

Thats just terrible man .



[edit on 28/5/2009 by Omega85]

I'm thinking this trend could be exploited for profit.

Fruit of the loom kelvar boxers anyone?

[edit on 28-5-2009 by badgerprints]

Ain't love grand?

Jeez! What in the world is wrong with people these days? Did she think that exploding his penis off his body would make him see the error of his ways and come running back to her? This is just vile!

reply to post by Omega85


Omega85, I'm right there with you, laughing hard, still.

Originally posted by badgerprints
I'm thinking this trend could be exploited for profit.

Fruit of the loom kelvar boxers anyone?

[edit on 28-5-2009 by badgerprints]

~runs like Hell to beat badgerprints to the Patent Office~

Wait a dang minute, Batman has the patent on this already with his kevlar cod-piece.



reply to post by whitewave


My sentiments, exactly. I'm guessing she thought she might be seen as the victim?

(Russian male) (Russian female) WTH?

[edit on 29-5-2009 by SpartanKingLeonidas]

I'm not laughing at this...

For whatever reason, violence against men by women is never taken quite so seriously. If we reversed the scenario and the headlines read that a man put a firecracker in or next to a females genitals and blew them away after she said she was going to leave him, the reactions would be somewhat different don't you think.

This woman's actions are appalling - as are the jokes on this thread. Put yourself in this mans shoes for a second... Honestly guys!

IRM :shk:

Did she somehow think he would stay after blowing off his Johnson?
And even if for some reason he did...what good would he be to her?

I'm guessing it's a "if I can't have it nobody can" deal.... yikes!

I'm fairly certain she'd be a dead woman if it were me in his shoes...

Dude should have have known better than to let his guard down around her especially after dropping the bombshell on her. Might as well have told someone he planned on robbing them blind and then been surprised to wake up on the persons couch with a knife sticking out the chest.

How does one sleep through having firecrackers tied onto their private parts??? Too much Russian vodka?

Seems a bit far fetched but who knows.

gives new meaning to that line

liar, liar, pants on fire!!!!!



i know,,, corny, but i couldn't resist

And you see why I won't date anymore.

Forget that! I don't need some pissed off lady deciding that Wee Willie needs to be blown up.

That title made it sound like she strapped rockets to her self and launched off him during sex. I was all psyc'd to see this insane stunt then saw the real story -feeling queasy