You know you are drinking too much coffee when...

Here is a thread for all my caffeine addicted brothers and sisters on BTS... so here we go... You know you are drinking too much coffee when...

-You answer the door before people knock.
-Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
-You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
-You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
-You don't sweat, you percolate.
-Instant coffee takes too long.
-You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
-You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
-You can't even remember your second cup.
-Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.

Ps im gulity of some of these too

-You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

What's wrong with that?

Originally posted by jman1a
-You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.

I am soooo guilty of this. Along with grinding the beans with my teeth!!

You end up like this guy....
Behold ...The Coffee guy !!!

I'll be needing a one and a half , half and half with one third decaf quadruple shot, extra hot, quarter whip, extra foam, light drizzle, marble mocha macciato, with sugar free light soy cream.

That's when you know.

reply to post by badgerprints


Um, just a large double double please.

reply to post by heyo


LOL heyo.... it's spring now,the standard order includes a big Ice Cap as well.

I saw two people meet ,date, get engaged, marry,have a kid,
get divorced,get remarried,and open their own Timmie's,while waiting in line .



oh and Badgerprints ...I saw the word decaf lol..whats decaf ?



[edit on 31-5-2009 by The Utopian Penguin]

I saw the word decaf lol..whats decaf ?

Its mostly brown and water. lol

Have you ever ordered a drink at a cafe that requires convincing the baristas to allow you behind the counter to show them how to do it?

Ahhhh...what is life without java?
Make mine hot, alot, and plenty of creamer!!
No sugar in my brew!!

oh and Badgerprints ...I saw the word decaf lol..whats decaf ?
[edit on 31-5-2009 by The Utopian Penguin]

Man, I don't know what half of that meant. It was all I could remember from what my last girlfriend used to drink.
She was always a bit pretentious but she mellowed out after a few shots of bourbon.
I like a quad venti mocha on occasion but usually I just drink regular black coffee or many many espressos.

Originally posted by GENERAL EYES
Have you ever ordered a drink at a cafe that requires convincing the baristas to allow you behind the counter to show them how to do it?

OK GE WINS YAY lol

Have you considered owning a cafe lol

You hhave coffe e inn yyour vvienss.

reply to post by The Utopian Penguin


If I ever satisfy and survive the terms and conditions of this incarnation in this lifetime - yes. I shall open a cafe.

And ATS members will get one espresso beverage of their choice free...and free drip refills for all eternity in their ATS coffeemugs.

reply to post by GENERAL EYES


I soo want an ATS mug... Something every conspiracy nut needs.... more coffee. I would love an ATS cafe would spend all day there... only if it had wifi tho.

[edit on 1-6-2009 by jman1a]

reply to post by jman1a


I got me one of these...

www.cafepress.com...

Now thats a coffee mug!

Originally posted by whatukno
reply to post by jman1a

 

I got me one of these...

www.cafepress.com...

Now thats a coffee mug!

"6.75" tall, 3.75" diameter base, 3" diameter rim"*drolls*
Now THAT is a mug!