The Unlimited Word Story! Ahh feel the freedom!

The three word story thread is great! I thought it would be nice to have a little change. Not sure if this will work let's see.

Basically you can use as many words you desire. It can be 3 words or 200 words etc just use your imagination.


I'll start it off hmmm...let's see...

"His name was Gaius Barbey. A college student who had the perfect life. He was extremely handsome, highly intelligent, very rich, very vain and extremely arrogant.

But Gaius treated the people around him like crap, he had several girlfriends at once, he bullied the less fortunate, he even had a drunken hit and run last week. Did it bother him? No, it never came to his mind once since.

But today, a mysterious event will change his life forever!
Gaius wakes up in an alternate universe!

He wakes up in a bright coloured pink room, full of dolls, he has no idea where he is, or how he got there, he panicks, he quickly gets up and screams.

His mother runs into the room "what's wrong dear!?"
Gaius screams "What's happened to my room!!?"
His mother with a puzzled look says " what do you mean? It look normal to me?"
Gaius with a constipated look on his face asks " why are there dolls and girl stuff in my room? "
His mother says " You love dolls? You've collected them since your a little boy?"

Gaius quickly runs out of the room and down the stair. His mother confused follows him. "where are you going Gaius!?"
Gaius shouts "I have to get out of here, I gotta go college"

Once again his mother has a confused look to her face "....What college?"
Gaius freezes at those words.. "what do you mean What college!?"

His mother replies " Are you ok dear? You don't go to college.. You own a Doll strore"

Gaius screams like a mad animal. His face creates an expression unknown to the world until now, he looks like he's going to explode from confusion,. embarassment and rage, his ego has been torn to tiny pieces.

He begins to leave the house to head for college anyway.

His mother says "wait dear, don't forget your gun and put your new skirt on, ok dear?"

Before she can finish the sentance, her son was long gone.

Gaius is almost at the college now. "I must find Tony or one of my girlfriends before I go crazy, I'm sure this is a big prank!!" "when I find out who did this, I'm going to kill them!!"

Gaius just now realises he's wearing pink pajamas!

"oh my god! They undressed me while asleep! Damn perverts! ......this is the worst day of my life.........these peasants will pay for this! I will crush them like the insects they are!"

Gaius sees one of his girlfriends at the college entrance!
"hmm, who are those girls she's with?, and why is she wearing a tight leather bodysuit?"
"WTF!? She has a samurai sword!? What's going on!!? Her friends seem very strange!? What are they wearing!? What is that on her shoulder!? Is that........is that......PIKACHU!?...............I must be having a nightmare! This cannot be real!!?

Gaius almost having a nervous breakdown, barely able to stand up, slowly walks towards her.....................

(what happens next is up to you guys!, use few words or many.)




[edit on 7-5-2009 by _Phoenix_]

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As he approaches still closer, her stare at him becomes even more intense. He has the beginnings of nausea, encouraged by fear, and when she stands within 6 inches of him, she says quietly "Would you like to talk to the Coffee Oracle, sir? Please take a seat", and in the next second, he finds himself seated at a stainless steel cafe table, with a frothy cup of coffee in front of him. His girlfriend backs away, not breaking her stare, until his attention is caught by the voice coming from his cappucino.



(Phoenix....this is a great idea! I hope it takes off...here's a hint...don't think, just write.....see what happens)

[edit on 7-5-2009 by caitlinfae]

As he stares in disbelief, the coffee says in a mature voice " Would you like to go back to your home world? "

Gaius says with excitement " YES of course I would dammit! " While trying to ignore the fact that he's talking to a cup of coffee, he tries his best to focus, it's his only hope out of this madness, he repeats "YES take me back please! "

The Cappuccino replies " Then take your clothes off for me "

Gaius stares at the Cappuccino with confusion " ummm......What? "

The cappucino's voice changes to a more angry tone " I said take your clothes off now! I want to see you naked! "

Gaius replies " I'm sorry I can't do that, there's too many people here! "

The Cappuccino starts boiling up in anger,the overflowing coffee full of anger suddenly takes out a gun!

He screams "Take them off now! or I will kill you! ........."

Gaius thinks to himself " This really is not my lucky day....."



(yeah thanks, I hope, it could get fun if everyone gets involved )



[edit on 7-5-2009 by _Phoenix_]

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In a second, his silky pink pjs are crumpled round his ankles, and he steps out of them to give the coffee a good look, wriggling his toes inside his black socks in immense embarrassment...more than he thought it was possible to feel.

"Please can I go home now?" he pleads, with an unmistakable tone of desperation creeping into his voice. For the first time since childhood, he thinks he might cry in public. Naked and crying. Not good.

The coffee takes it's time deciding, and somehow he's aware that the cappucino is inspecting him, but he can't understand how he knows this. He just does. Suddenly the froth clears, and a moment of closed eyes and intense motion sickness follows for him, filled with a loud buzzing noise somewhere behind his head.

[edit on 7-5-2009 by caitlinfae]

When suddenly somebody comes from behind him and shoots the cappuccino.

Gaius turns around and stares in disbelief as he sees this somebody holding a gun in one hand and a carrot in the other hand...... The somebody says " Wassup doc, the names Bugs bunny...... come with me if you want to live.....but please put some clothes on.....:shk: "


[edit on 7-5-2009 by _Phoenix_]

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"but I ain't got any clothes" says Gaius in horror.
"It's ok my little teeny weeny friend---I can help you". A voice from behind calls out.
"I am the guardian of all things pink and grey. Here is the key to enter the land of the colour blind, here you will learn the error of your ways"
Gaius held out his trembling hand..........

สนทนาไม่แม้จะปฏิบัติตามเรื่องราวดังนั้นตลกอยู่ใน. อาจเพิ่งเริ่มต้นของฉันเองเรื่องราว . สงสัยว่านี้จะถูกลบ? ขึ้นอยู่ปลายคืนนี้เพื่อดูเกมผมหวังว่าเรา. นี้ทำให้เหมาะสมใคร? ผมต้องการเขียนบางยาวแต่ฉันจะ การลาดเท

reply to post by Azador
Gaius clutched the shiny key in his sweaty palms and looked at the strange markings on it.
"what does this mean oh guardian of all things pink and grey?"

"you will learn the truth, my teeny weeny friend, from the Rabbit before you, act quickly"

"and put some friggin clothes on"