swine flu madness is just that. scare tactic madness

i'm going to go cook some bacon. then make a ham sandwich. that will teach those swine to stay away from me.
it worked a couple years ago during the avian flu scare. i bought a bb gun and none of those birdies gave me the flu. they just tried to eat the seeds i left on the ground and blammo. those birds might have tried to be sneaky but their feathery butts were no competition for my mighty .177 pellet gun. i think everyone should go out and order a roasted swine. make sure you put an apple in it's mouth. apples are tasty and are healthy plus it makes that swine look like a rockwell picture. maybe put a mask on it's roasted swine face to prove a point. i aint scared of you you mud rolling garbage eating influenza spreading lower life form. cook that pig up good and it will not spread one germ. i think everyone should cook a pig today.