posted on Apr, 25 2009 @ 03:11 PM
No Ass
I've always been an ass man
People say, "You're an ass, man"
I'm like hey cool
But I have no ass
I have this flat excuse for an ass
I've been running forever
Women runners always have nice asses
My ass has never unflattened
It's unflattering and stupid
Now, as I age it's getting crinkly
If you don't know what I mean ask
And I'll show you a picture
A picture of my flat crinkly ass
- EB