Please let me know what you think?

Me and my buddies went out last night and I got home pretty late so I just crashed with all my stuff on…

I woke up in the middle of the night (or in my dream at least I did) naked and on cold hard metal… I had no idea where I was and I just remember being disorientated and surrounded by metal and light… I do remember additional recollection of strange advanced computer technology that somehow linked with my iphone (as crazy as that sounds) like it has been hacked somehow? I even remember the sequence of buttons that were pressed during the “sync” process… If you were looking at a phone (only this was no phone, it was large square buttons with strange symbols that had lights going off in dancing formations placed on a large briefcase looking case…) it would be 856 and then a strange beeping took place on their device and my phone) But then everything went black and I faded into darkness…


I then wake up to my alarm going off at 6:57 and I remember thinking I actually had to get up, but then realizing I still had an hour… So I hit snooze and fell back asleep for what seemed like an hour! My alarm goes off again so I roll over hoping for at least a few more minutes to snooze away and the time is 6:57!!!!!!! Confused but happy for the extra time to sleep I hit snooze and roll over, again what feels like almost an hour of comforting sleep goes by and the alarm goes off… 6 freaking 57!!!! I’m dumb founded now, I look at my phone, the clock, back to my phone to try to get some sort of understanding of how this is happening? But it is accurate, it’s 6:57 and I have no idea how… I roll over for more sleep and wake up as normal about 10 to 8…

However there is one minor unexpected detail… I’m completely naked; all of my rings, earrings, bracelet, and my necklace are neatly in a pile on the stool by my closet (out of reach from my bed)!!!


[edit on 7-4-2009 by sparda4355]

Sounds like you got abducted. Happens all the time. Shake it off and go on with your day. One question though!

Did your rectum hurt?

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Ha, thanks for the "serious feedback" sparky... Glad there is somewhere to speak freely about the generally misunderstood without being mocked and/or judged...

No, rectum feels fantastic as usual...

I believe through past experience that attaching a mac to an alien computer will result in their plans for world domination coming to an abrupt end.

[edit on 7/4/2009 by spitefulgod]

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Hmmm.... but the stool by your closet could be connected somehow.

Or do you always keep stool by your closet? Not that it's any of my business but that seems kind of unhygienic...

Originally posted by MrVertigo
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Hmmm.... but the stool by your closet could be connected somehow.

Or do you always keep stool by your closet? Not that it's any of my business but that seems kind of unhygienic...

Okay, i'm beginning to understand I won't get any serious feedback with this post... and i probably would be just as harsh on myself if I came across this post!

But this reply, this made me bust out laughing! Needless to say, I was referring to the "bar type stool" and not a pile of poo... but regardless, i'm at work and that pretty much made my day!

Kudos to you for being a sarcastic smart @$$ with a sense of humor!

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Got home late and crashed with your clothes on? Sort of thing I do after a gallon of Jim Beam!!!!

Sounds like a vivid dream to me (no disrespect).

Who knows, you may be in the habit of cheekily undressing yourself in the middle of the night without knowing - now there's a thought!!!!!

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And kudos to you for not taking it for more than a bit of fun

Your story is quite wild and obviously the fact that you have been drinking doesn't help your credibility.

I once woke up outside the door of my apartment building in my boxers due to drunk sleepwalking. That stuff can mess with you pretty good.

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Got home late and was very tired... but I drove my friends home, drove myself home, had a glass of water and brushed my teeth! By the time I got home I wasn't really drunk but rather tired and had a bad headache...

I don't normally undress myself, but yes that is an option!

I don't know how I could have taken at least one of my earrings out because it has the ball and is actually quite difficult!

anyway, I just thought it was weird enough that I would share it with my ATS friends...

Although clearly I am just crazy!!!

wow who knows what really did happen, whether dream or reality but it is definitely an interesting story including the iphone bit lol also the alarm clock deal is a bit wierd as well....guess we will never know though

thanks for sharing!

Originally posted by sparda4355
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Ha, thanks for the "serious feedback" sparky... Glad there is somewhere to speak freely about the generally misunderstood without being mocked and/or judged...

No, rectum feels fantastic as usual...

I know right. Glad you can join us Mr. Free thinker. No mockery there. Seriously that situation would freak me out, but hey there where no anal probes involved right? So it can't be that bad. They probably just implanted a tracking device or something. No big deal man. Go on with your day and update us with future abduction attempts. (it will happen again)

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Thank you for the concern!

I really wasn't ever "freaked out" though... Just thought it was interesting enough that I thought I should share my experience. If it was a dream, it was an awesome dream! If it was something else? I'm cool with that too...

If they are "tracking me" I don't think it would be necessary for any "probage"... My Iphone has GPS and if they are as intelligent as we presume, why not just take advantage of the fact we "track" ourselves on a daily basis! lol We make their lives a lot easier now-a-days!


[edit on 7-4-2009 by sparda4355]

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Thank you for the feedback!

That is exactly why I chose to share it...

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Please let me know what you think?

I think you've lost your mind or had too much to drink and are laughing your arse off behind the computer enjoying the thread?

Am I right?

Originally posted by ShowMeEvil
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Please let me know what you think?

I think you've lost your mind or had too much to drink and are laughing your arse off behind the computer enjoying the thread?

Am I right?

I am enjoying the thread!

however this wasn't too much to drink! That I know... this was like a few beers after work and a few pitchers among friends until 2 am... about a beer an hour!

So I truly am lost to certain things that happened last night (this am) but am willing to accept that is was nothing more than a series of unlikely and yet very odd occurrences...

Now, my "Jerry Springer Moment"...

If in fact these "abductions" really do take place... If in fact there are worlds of advanced civilizations that are interested in the progress of humanity as we know it... Is it possible that the reason these "events" take place without more "popularity or belief" because this highly advanced species takes advantage of the most basic concept of human doubt... They simply wait for us to knock a few back, get over tired, or just simply choose people that are presumably less likely to be "believed" to begin with?

6 years ago I managed a circuit city and had to stay late to let the carpets get cleaned one night... On my way home 20 minutes after I called my now ex wife letting her know I was walking out the door, I ended up 2 and a half hours lost south of where I lived... She pulled up my location on map quest and helped me get home! Both of us were dumb struck knowing the impossibility of the situation yet whenever I told this story it was played off as, you were tired and got lost! I deny neither and yet still don't understand mathematically how I could end up 2 and a half hours away from home 20 minutes after I left my work that was 30 minutes away from home!