Barstool DUI

This guy made himself a motorized barstool, and went drinking and driving with it, thinking it was OK...DUH!
HERE'S YOUR SIGN...

He crashed during his attempt at a U-turn while speeding down the street in front of his home -- a daring move from atop the specialized barstool even for the most nimble and sober of men. Measuring 6-foot-1 and 230 pounds, and after having consumed what he later told an officer was 15 beers.

Link to article:
edition.cnn.com...

It's not drinking and driving osifer (hic) it's motorized inebriation assistance!

Originally posted by whatukno
It's not drinking and driving osifer (hic) it's motorized inebriation assistance!

And you got your license out of a cracker jack box too huh?

Licence? Isn't it on the back of the car? Oh wait it's a barstool. I don't need a licence to drive a barstool! You silly osifer!

Originally posted by whatukno
Licence? Isn't it on the back of the car? Oh wait it's a barstool. I don't need a licence to drive a barstool! You silly osifer!

That's a license plate .....I mean the little card with the goofy picture on it.
You know..the one in your wallet with the circular impression and the magazine pic of Cindy Crawford.



[edit on 1-4-2009 by AccessDenied]

reply to post by AccessDenied


I thought that impression was from a condom.

"Damnit Kyle, you no good SOB. You drank all my beers. And what the hell am I going to stand on to get my bottle of gin and pack of camels down from the kitchen cabinet. No good SOB! Get a job!!!"

Rush

[edit on 1-4-2009 by hsur2112]

Originally posted by Blogstalker
reply to post by AccessDenied

 

I thought that impression was from a condom.

that was my point.

I surely as hell would love to have been the cop that had to take the report on this accident.

You sees oss if er (belch) I hhad dis many beers tonight. I am (belch) still in dah cone dition to dereyve back to myyy houth.

Uhhh sir, you are in front of your house.

No, I lives on dah over sideee off twon.

Just how much have you been drinking sir?

*Holds up three fingers instead of five.*

If you would please, step over here onto the sidewalk so I can give you a breath test to see if you really are this drunk.