Wisconsin - Uncyclopedia entry - Frightening acurate

ok, I figure that a Native of Wisconsin had to have written this........(looks around) ...... no not me! The scary part is that some of things (although inflated) are accurate. Those of you in the States might want to look up your state.

Wisconsin - Unclyopedia Entry

I'm mad they have such a long article on Cedarburg.

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What the hells in Cedarburg???

The nearest thing that I can figure is that it was written by a disgruntled resident (or former resident). I could probably write a long article myself about Sauk City and Prairie Du Sac. Two very small towns trying to make one medium town between the two of them and failing at it.

Judging from the general gist probably not a lot is going on in Cedarburg. Yet another small town without much going for it. Probably a very high percentage of Bars in the downtown area like a lot of small towns that I've encountered.