Rules for dealing with cripples

Originally posted by Gazrok

Don’t ask if I need help, and don’t just help uninvited either

I’m stubbornly independent. I hate needing help. Even if you know beyond a shadow of a doubt that I do need help, wait ’till I ask.

Sorry, but I help everyone...I'm an equal opportunity helper... If you'd prefer not to have it, simply acknowledge it politely, and I'll treat you with the same respect and courtesy...

As for the other items, some of that is simply abyssmal behavior....seriously? patting your head?

And I'm too nice of a guy to do anything but say thank you and treat you with respect...Then come home and complain about you on my blog

Originally posted by yeahright
The only one of those I think I've violated is the "help" one. I offer to assist people when they look like they can use it, whether they're crippled or not. I don't recall anyone being surly about it, but I have been told that my help isn't needed.

I guess I'll probably continue doing that. If I have a day where the worst thing that happens is a nasty rebuke to an offer of help, that's a pretty good day.

As long as you don't pat me on the head after we'll be fine.

Originally posted by NoArmsJames
Oh man you blinked when you smiled. Bummer! I liked your story about your friend. How do you communicate with the octopus tentacle protruding from your mouth?

It's really my tongue!!!! We have a relationship you see, If I lick beautiful women it turns back into my real human tongue. If not it gets testy!

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Amazing! If I had a tongue like that I would make sure to smack at least one person in the face everyday!