hello alian contact

i am one curious guy. is there some way to contact alians or call them out. or get them to take me away and invastigate me. thanks.

becouse i would like to meet them and get know them. even my one oncle saw them

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Yes.

Here is a list of items that you will need,

1) An average sized car battery that is fully charged.

2) A set of jump leads.

3) Approximately 300ml of petroleum.

4) A homemade tinfoil hat

5) A set of sunglasses that offer eye protection from light.

Now that we have established what is needed I will now explain how to contact the aliens.

At exactly 13:13 gmt this friday coming, stand facing north with the sunglasses in the "ON" position with the hat also "ON".
Attach the jumpleads to the battery and the opposing ends must attach to both your left and right ears preferably, nipples do the trick if no ears are attached.
This must be done in correlation with the petrol in your mouth being expelled at exactly the same time as the battery is connected at precisely 13:13 and 13 seconds.

If successful you will contact aliens but the hard part is due to the date and time it might be unlucky and I take no responsibility for your actions.



Damn I just realised you might be talking about Alians not Aliens.



[edit on 9-2-2009 by XXXN3O]

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I am an alien and can answer some of your questions and help you if you like.
Don't tell anyone though or I'll get in trouble

What would you like to know?

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It's one thing being curious, and a whole other just giving up your self like that to anyone, let alone aliens - people get paid money to become human guineapigs in the name of medical research

Whose to say if the Alien will be friendly, or actually want to do anything with you, it may well be hungry and you could look like lunch?? Please get a little respect for yourself.

Don't know about calling them out, maybe they are selective.

There are also some people that claim to channel aliens, you tube will have many a video on this subject.
And of course, There is our resident 'alian' being, Blupblup. I believe he has already offered you some assistance.

i am serious. death serious. if anyone knows how to contact alians tell my. if anyone can send them to me to it .

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I can do it..

What would you like to know.
What kind of alien would you like...

dawai send some alieans from mars over my place

Originally posted by the devil
dawai send some alieans from mars over my place

ben stiller starchy-huch- do it