Vote Bush, here's his Resume!!!

BUSH RESUME
George W. Bush
The White House, USA
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
LAW ENFORCEMENT:
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol.
I plead guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days.
My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
MILITARY:
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use.
By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
COLLEGE:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.
I was a cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975.
I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas.
The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.
With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.
I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.
With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.
I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.
I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market.
In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.
I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history.
My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President.
I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.
My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.
I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.
I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
! I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in U.S. history.
I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.
I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.
I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
I set the record for fewest number of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.
I set the the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period.
After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, preemptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.
I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in war time.
In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.
I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.
I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.
I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to capture Osama Bin Laden.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004

Taken from www.illuminatrix.net...

Been there...done that....heres links to it

www.belowtopsecret.com...

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Anywho...

Tired, tired tired tired.

Its an email chain for god's sake!

How many times must this be posted here?

Reasons for not trashing this?

Another diss on GWB? wow, surprise surprise. Thank goodness someone posted one, the last one was 20 minutes ago, i was starting to get worried. *sarcasm*

Graduating from Yale with a c average? He got into yale, thats better then most. I stil ldont support the bum.

wow..... this is the greatest post ever.......

how bout this..... find all the negative things about kerry and put them up.......

or are you just jumpin on the repungent bandwagon

To heck with it. The thread is getting responses and I'd rather not do away with peoples' thoughts. I'll leave that to the liberal media.
But here's an idea, John, before posting a long, tired, very stale email forward...as a matter of fact, if its a stale forward, assume we all got it in the box as well as it already been posted here!

eah, I got it off my friends web site. Sorry about the repost.... I didn't know someone posted it 6 months ago.

I can't find the previous thread, but I responded to every point on that resume. If y'all are interested in it, see if you can find the link.

as quoted by JOHNSmith
...I didn't know someone posted it 6 months ago.

*shakes head*
Ummm, JOHNSmith, 'time' is not the issue.
Try hashed, rehashed, rerehashed, rererehashed and with yours, a rerererehash!
Feel blessed, because its normal or practicing policy to shut such rererererehashed threads down or trash them. Seems because of the sake of those that have responded, that TC respected that and left the thread open on this rererererehashed topic.
George W. Bush's resume
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You really ought to be thanking him rather than be sarcastic.


seekerof

wasn't being sarcastic, look at the dates of the threads. I haven't seen one less than 6 months old. Thus I didn't know it was posted 6 months ago. No sarcasm intended.

Although, these are valid and important points that people should remember every time they look at that babbling mockery of a president.

I would love to see Bill Clinton's resume!! Could someone research that for me??? Please don't forget to include all the people connected to the "Whitewater" scandal who have turned up dead under suspicious circumstances!!!!!

While your at it...include John Kerry's resume too!! Remember to include his time as an anti-war demonstrator during Vietnam when he was on a Government watch list because he was associated w/an anti-government group who was advocating killing US senators..


NOW THAT'S the guy I want for president. (NOT!)

Isn't it odd how these things matter only to the people who are against Bush now, and that they didn't matter in the last administration to those same people.

Here is the breakdown. Like it or not. GWB is straightforward and has a set of balls that I cannot remember a president in my lifetime having unless it came to rape or something like that. He means what he says, and then does it. He stands by his decisions.

Or, we have John Kerry. He has no clue what he wants. He changes his mind constantly. Backs down on his decisions. He is unsure of himself and of his own ability to lead. All he is sure of is that he is worth 5oo million. Yet he preaches social equality. He should lead by example if he truly believes these things. Liquidate his assets, donate all of his money to those who need it more, and move into a 75 thousand dollar home like other middle class citizens.

Originally posted by J0HNSmith
eah, I got it off my friends web site. Sorry about the repost.... I didn't know someone posted it 6 months ago.

Next time do a search!