Smallville Coverup?

I'm a straight guy (straight as in heterosexual) and though I am in touch with my emotional side I'm not an emo dork...that being said...Tom Welling a.k.a. Clark Kent is an impressive piece of man meat. Now then...I'm wondering...has the WB network placed Tom "The Alien Hybrid" Welling as Clark Kent on TV to sway all of us straight men into a homosexual alien lifestyle? Gay alien sex...

I'm scared...I also think Tom Arnold and Homer Simpson are hybrids as well but ARE NOT impressive men meat.

Can anybody assure me that Tom Welling is an alien and that he's part of a vast galactic conspiracy to touch straight mens trouser snake?

They cast Tom Welling the same reason they cast dean cain.

Superman in the comics is hunky alien dude, and considering the WB's main demographic consists of teen girls, they can't cast Patton Oswald as Clark Kent.

A gay alien conspiracy is a fun idea but I think if you're looking for an alien hybrid you may want to check out a couple of those Queer Eye fellas.

The have an inhuman fashion sense, they must be stopped at all costs.

I am loading my flannel gun and goin' huntin

SPiderJ the gay alien hunter

I'm not attracted to the guy, I think you better question your sexuality there bub.

Sorry, but I think you have lost your mind.

Originally posted by Spiderj
They cast Tom Welling the same reason they cast dean cain.

Superman in the comics is hunky alien dude, and considering the WB's main demographic consists of teen girls, they can't cast Patton Oswald as Clark Kent.

A gay alien conspiracy is a fun idea but I think if you're looking for an alien hybrid you may want to check out a couple of those Queer Eye fellas.

The have an inhuman fashion sense, they must be stopped at all costs.

I am loading my flannel gun and goin' huntin

SPiderJ the gay alien hunter

Tom Welling has to be an alien hybrid...well, at least he has to be in order for me to excuse away the fact that as a straight man I admire his good looks...GAH!!!

Sorry, coughed up a small transmitter.

Anyhow...I also think Hilary Duff is a hybrid cause she makes me tingly in the pants and not in the "Tom Welling" way...

*looks around*

*silence*

Originally posted by SpittinCobra
Sorry, but I think you have lost your mind.

Nah just being funny. I would like to point out though that I think you're an agent for the gay alien program because...well...I don't think I have to spell it out...SPITTINCOBRA...the name alone evokes much WRONG thoughts.

I have no problems with gays. I dont think you would be happy with what I spit, Venom.

Originally posted by SpittinCobra
I have no problems with gays. I dont think you would be happy with what I spit, Venom.

I don't have problems with gays either...I'm sure they see the comedy in my post.

As for what you spit...waaaaaaayyy too personal.

The Olsen twins are also part of the alien hybrid sex conspiracy.

They have been put on this planet to make every man over the age of 25 feel dirty.

Dang aliens and their sexy dirty underage twins seduction fem-bots.

Plus the evil alien hybrid known as Jennifer Love Hewitt game me carpel tunnel.

freakin' aliens.

As far as your attraction to Tom Welling, just give in to it, if it's another species it doesn't make you gay, put on your inter-galactic taffata gown and let your freak flag fly baby!

Stay away from the dog though and put your pants on your scaring your sister

Spiderj

Fun post

Originally posted by Spiderj
The Olsen twins are also part of the alien hybrid sex conspiracy.

They have been put on this planet to make every man over the age of 25 feel dirty.

Now that part, I agree with. Check this out.

There are some real weirdos out there.

[Edited on 13-4-2004 by Facefirst]

Now that part, I agree with. Check this out.

HA, finally validation!

I'm bookmarking that link

SPiderj

Gentlemen, start your engines and get out your best booze. The countdown has begun. The Olsen Twins are waiting for you!

Hahahahaha, thats great, I haven't laughed so hard in a while.

Glad you guys liked it. I have tons of links like that or the thought helmet stuff.

I'll start posting them in the Joke forum.

Look for them there.

Originally posted by Preest
...Tom Welling a.k.a. Clark Kent is an impressive piece of man meat. Now then...

"man meat"?
this sounds more like trailer-trash girl chat going on in a ladies room in any country & western bar in the southeastern united states....
man meat?

I still think that I would have made a much better Superman ...



Is it a bird ? ... is it a plane ? ... No, it's Pisky's Avatar !!!

That should be your new avatar!!

Pisky-man-meat??

[Edited on 13-4-2004 by Facefirst]

omg... lmao!!!!
this thread is hilarious, i cant believe I missed it!

Anyways, Tom Welling is not hot... hes butt-ugly
Michael Rosenbaum aka Lex Luthor, now thats one HOT piece of ass... *drools* The Lord sent him to tempt us all

oh and I am not gay, I am a female

OMG !
Pisky, if you cause me to spray coffee over my screen once more, I'll be after you with a kryptonite cricket bat !