You've been and heard of the Devil's Advocate! What about his Alibi?

Disclaimer: I'm a theist but not of the Abrahamic faiths. I have minor biblical scholar and scriptural skills. Also I am not a scientific/legal or medical expert in any field. Beware of my Contagious Memes! & watch out that you don't get cut on my Occams razor.All of this is my personal conjecture and should not be considered the absolute or most definitive state of things as they really are. Use this information at your own risk! I accept no liability if your ideology comes crashing down around you with accompanying consequences!

TOPIC: "You've been and heard of the Devil's Advocate! What about his Alibi?"

Explanation: For many years now every time I feel truly uncomfortable...you know when there is that sudden inexplicable chill up and down ones spine and your hackles all stand on end you know your completely alone but somethings watching you..you'd it! Well I have been running an experiment. I verbally and loudly call all malevolent, capricious, evil and wicked spirits that are around me to "Come on in guys...have Party and lets get to know each other". I have yet to suffer any noticeable ill effects. But this got me to thinking how we all try play the Devils Advocate from time to time and subject to subject...and this led me to play a hypothetical game....what would it take to not just be the Devils Lawyer but also the Devils Alibi i.e. His bona-fide witness that places him outside the garden of Eden at the time of the crime or somebody who takes full responsibility for all the fallen angels (Satan included) sins by sacrificing him or herself Just like Jesus did for all us humans!!! (what's good for YHVH must be good for Satan as well ). Maybe if I was somehow the son of Satan maybe I could get my self crucified horizontally and facing the inverted cross by some sons of GOD and by thus shedding my perfectly (or Totally) impure and tainted blood (the complete opposite of Jesus) thereby fully redeem Satan and his Demonic cohorts whose own tainted blood would be required of all their sins but their blood was once fully pure and therefor their blood is tainted for purposes of the Black sacrifice but a mans blood (being born fully human) is already fully and naturally totally tainted and therefor equal (if not better or even beyond perfect) match for all the demons blood sins. And as Jesus shed his perfect Blood for all of mankind's sins (White Sacrifice) so could the son of Satan (i.e. a man) shed his perfectly Tainted blood for all of the Demons sins in a Faustian contract signed with the Devil himself.

Personal Disclosure: This of course would require a Pure Given A PRIORI belief in said YHVH and DEVIL/Satan and his demonic cohorts etc which of course I do Not possess. But I'm still interested in how you would get the Devil and his Minions off...what Alibi would you manufacture?

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Personal Disclosure: Enjoy!

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we've got our brothers and our sisters on our screens,
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we've got the whole world on our screens.

we've got the sun and the rain on our screens,
we've got the moon and the stars on our screens,
we've got the wind and the clouds on our screens,
we've got the whole world on our screens.

we've got the rivers and the mountains on our screens,
we've got the oceans and the seas on our screens,
we've got you and he's got me on our screens,
we've got the whole world on our screens.

we've got everybody here on our screens,
we've got everybody there on our screens,
we've got everybody everywhere on our screens,
we've got the whole world on our screens.

It cannot be done. But then again the devil doesn't need an alibi.

Thanks for sharing.