posted on Mar, 2 2010 @ 01:44 PM
It's only the tip of the iceberg, you know.
Many of the children represented in the crime-victime statistics as 'kidnapped' are actually young eloping couples.
I understand they are aided by an international ring of renegade social workers who are part of the radical fringe of the Human Rights for Children
movement. These people, however, are dupes of a much more sinister conspiracy.
The children in the story, like many such runaways, were undoubtedly headed for Bl'inga, a quasi-independent sub-state in the eastern Congolese
jungle, where the legal age of consent is three.
Here they are married by apostate Belgian Jesuits who revere Leopold II as a saint. The Jesuits claim their reasons are entirely philanthropic,
although it is not known what happens to the children afterwards.
In 2002 a couragous blogger, Amorphus Fiddlestick, claimed to have unearthed a paper trail extending from the Bl'inga Ministry of Immigration and
Emigration to a NWO vacation resort in orbit above Saturn. It seems the elite have found some use for these children in their depraved recreations...
Fiddlestick, unfortunately, died in a freak MMRPG accident before he could find out what it was. Foul play was suspected, but nothing could be
proved.
In 2004, the Rev. Oral Rubbers, a radio preacher in Skunkdribble, Missouri, was quoted as saying on air that 'all them little angels up in the sky is
wearin' weddin' rings'. It was not known whether this was a knowing reference to the F-Ring Facility Foundlings, or whether the Rev. Rubbers had
merely been picking up signals from the local MKUltra station, which he had previously claimed was jamming his broadcasts. Either way, his words
seemed to indicate that the conspiracy was well advanced.
Rev. Rubbers, sadly, is no longer alive to confirm these details. He died in 2007 of a massive coronary infarction after his only son 'came out' as
a balletomane during a Rubbers Family On-Air Prayer Breakfast. Many who have followed the eloping-children phenomenon claim that Rubbers Jr. was put
up to his 'confession' by Jewish Templars working for the NWO, pointing out that five years later he was seen dancing at a Seventies retro disco,
making John Travolta moves, entirely out of character for a man who had insisted before an audience of millions that 'every night I channel the
spirit of Pavlova.'
How many of our children are missing and, worse, married? Does President Obama know? Is the Dalai Lama in the plot? Will they take our guns
away from us?
I think we should be told.