Where are the HAPPY conspiracies?

Where are all the happy conspiracies?
It appears to me that ATS members are able to pick out (or perhaps even create) a conspiracy out of just about anything...so why are the overwhelming majority negative?
I mean, isn't it just as likely that the subliminal messages the government put on the TV influenced my neighbor to be nice to me today and clear the snow from my sidewalk?
With all the negativity in the world today, it might be refreshing to see some potential *good* things...I've always wondered why people always dwell on the negative. Must be human nature.
Excuse me now, I must listen to the control signals coming in from the nearby cell phone tower which are telling me to call friends and wish them Merry Christmas. And to think I thought all the tinfoil would protect me.

In a sense, conspiracies are not suppose to be happy, unless the outcome is static (which means everything stays the same = happy). We deal with the topics that no one else wants to. The topics that turn people away and topics that billionaires discuss behind closed doors...

We are a unique people.

Happy conspiracies = oxymoron

sarcasm-filled denial = moronic

reply to post by md11forever


Not too sure if it is possible. If conspire is the root word of conspiracy, then....

1. the act of conspiring.
2. an evil, unlawful, treacherous, or surreptitious plan formulated in secret by two or more persons; plot.

dictionary.reference.com...

Then what it seems your are asking is for an oxymoron (or something similar).

Anything happy that we discover and that has a way of connecting people or objects, sounds as if it would be geared towards the spiritual realm and oneness. Not so much as a conspiracy.

You are correct though. We need more happiness but we must find a path that does not harm others in the process.

Anyway. ttyl




EDIT: Credit for oxymoron goes to eldard since he replied first by a minute.

[edit on 27-12-2008 by Unlimitedpossibilities]