A short love story . . .

A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment
on a Transcontinental train.


Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly..... He in the upper bunk and
she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into
the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.


'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own f*cking blanket.'


After a moment of silence, he farted.

reply to post by mrmonsoon


good one

WUK, what do you get when you play your wedding film backwards.....

YOU would get back your home/car/money/life............