posted on Dec, 18 2008 @ 07:29 PM
The Hat pt.III (conclusion)
... I was facing a person I never expected to see again... The Psychologist..! That dirty wench had two henchmen with her... They looked like
"Inchabod" and "Blutto"... One was thin
as a rail, and looked almost grey, with decay... The other one was beefy with underlying muscles... Although I was disstainful of them... that did not
mean that they weren't
dangerous.
Here I was in a hidden underground lab confronted with gun weilding adversaries... with a almost friend strapped to some strange device out of a sci
fi film...with a tennis ball spinning a foot above his head..
Behind me, The hat, on the torture rack, lawn chair lay motionless...
Everyone was waiting for the shoe to drop... But... It was the tennis ball that dropped first...
It hit the floor with a loud Plop!... and everyone looked...
Then... something odd happened... Thewe window in the thick metal lab door shattered! There was a strange tinkle... There was a loud crash! as the
thick glass hit the cement floor...
That's when I made my move...!
Out came my pistol.. and I aimed for the head of "Blutto"...
Blam.! Blam.! Two shots rung out... one hit "blutto" in the neck... the other one missed him entirely...
Blam.! Blam.! Two more shots echoed... They perforated "Inchabod" in the chest... both of them...
The two goons lay on the floor mortally wounded...bleeding profusely...
The Psychologist had run for one of the combination lock doors at the sound of the first shot... I raced toward her, but she was through the door
before I could reach her...
I turned my attention to The Hat..
...As I was unstrapping him from the scif lawnchair torture device... I started to think back.. to our first meeting...
... The Hat had been a petty, theif, and his speciality was Art books... He frequented a chain bookstore on the main drag... he musta been a neophyte
then... 'cause I had no trouble catching him.
We had been alearted that a lot of inventory came up missing in this certain bookshop... The clerks were suspicious of a frequent visitor to the
bookshop, who never seemed to buy aqnything... It was The Hat.
I shadowed him and observed... One day he was operating... I made my move...
As he was placing an Art book under his heavy overcoat, into the small of his back. I walked around the corner of the book bin to confront him. I had
caught him red handed... He looked at me sheepishly, embarrassed... and handed the book to me. I pointed toward the store door, singnaling him to
leave the premis... I didn't even bother to bust him...
maybe, that had been a mistake. Instead of stopping his theivery, he upped the ante...
In the months to come, t6here was a rash of book thefts... mostly, from that same shop.
In fact, now The Hat had come to the attention of some regional Federal officers... they
assigned a Fed named Vance Woodward to take, and break the case. Vance was a solid enough agent, if not somewhat lowbrow...His nickname was
"Woody"...because wel... he really liked strippers...Haw!
Woody stalked out he same bookstore I had... Now, Woody was good... Although he had a habit of using by the book methods... Still, there is a reason
these methods are 'still in the book'...
The Hat had just picked up a premumium edition of Salvatore Dali, with golf leaf on the cover... he kneeled down and placed the book at his side. As
he rose... he felt a prickle at the back of his neck, and turned... A balding, thick man with glasses was holding a newspaper as if he was reading it.
He lowered the newspaper, and looked directly at The Hat.
Then he smiled... a wide sly ,knowing grin...
The Hat cocked his head on aleart. he turned slowly, and walked just as sliwly down the book isle... toward the cashier, and the entrasnce to the
bookshop. Above the cashier's counter, facing the store area, was a large concave morror... The Hat glanced at the mirror...and could see the entire
store... He saw the Fed behind him following quickly.
he continued walking, slowly to the door. As he opened the door , he could feel the cool evening air... He saw neon signs reflected off the slick
black asphalt streets...
As soon as he was out the door he started running... Woody was behind him running frantically, chasing in pursuit...
The Hat ran through the parking lot... "Stop!...Stop!... screamed Woody. The Hat ran directly toward a 7 foot redwood fence ... But... there was an
opening in the fence...
and he was away...
I removed the last of the Hat's restraints... he stirred slightly, then his eyes closed.
Then... something strange happened.
As his eyes closed, The hat's features seemed to shift somewhat and change... It was kinda like the effect you get if you take the drug haze; the
world seems to somehow shift and change..
The Hat's face wasn't round anymore... Now it looked oval and refined...even delicate... The hat's wool cap fell off to reveil tightly curled, but
very fine hair... and a gold earring on each ear... The Hat's heavy coat fell away, and his thick wool shirt parted... to reveal a set of the ripest,
finest, most well formed broe bazooms I had even seen...
Good golly Miss Molly...! The Hat was a girl...!
..What! How could it be...! What kinda detective was I, not to know it..or even guess it..!
The Hat's eyes opened slowly... They were cloudly but focused....
In a small sing song voice The Hat haltingly stammered... "I love you... I've always loved you"...
Then her eyes slowly closed... The spark slowly faded... and was gone forever.
...I was still trying to understand...My almost friend...was really an erotic woman... who had always loved me...!
I was attempting to wrap my brain around this, when I head an irritating recognizable voice... The Psychologist..!
"We suspect they used their formitible mental abilities to mask their true idenity... and gender. We wanted to study those abilities... but I think
the stress was too much for the poor creature"...
I was turning, in rage, to face that despicable, unfeeling person...
...He felt a heavy blow to the side of his head... Darkness encroached...as he faded in the heavy velvet of oblivion...
The End