Learn chinese in 5 mins!

Learn Chinese in 5 Mins!!

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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud)


1) That's not right ........................... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive?....................Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP....................................... Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man ........................................... Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse .......................................... Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach? .........................Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table .............Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift ........................Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here ..................................Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet ....................Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone ..........................No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight ..................................Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile .....................Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive ........................Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great ........ Fa Kin Su Pah

that's really Fa Kin Su Pah!

ROFLMAO! that's the funniest thign ive read in weeks!

This is officially the Funniest thread I've read this week.

How about some Chinese restaurant favorites....

Wai Tu Yung...(not available on school nights)
Suk Mi Pork...(chef's special)
Lik Mi Twat...(chef's wife's special)
Sum Dum Fuk...(hobo dog special)

Wayne: "I'll have the 'cream of sum yung gai'"

sorry i didnt laugh i saw it on ebaums world first.

chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug!!!:w::w::w:

lmao....funny.....makes me think of short round from Indina Jones for some reason...you cheat Dr. Jones! I'm short, you cheat big! lol

Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!!

Originally posted by cmdrkeenkid
that's really Fa Kin Su Pah!

I second this

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