Official *How Blond are you?

Answer each question a simple yes..or no.
The more you answer "Yes" too..the more blond you are.
Nasty, I know..but funny.
Brunettes can be dumb too.:shk:

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

You have ran into a glass/screen door.

You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

You have thought of something funny and laughed,then people gave you weird looks.

You have ran into a tree.

It IS possible to lick your elbow.

You just tried to lick your elbow.

You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.

IN your head you just tried to sing them.HAHAHA.

You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

You have choked on your own spit.

You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.

You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice.

You just looked at it-HAHAHA.


A LOT of People have called you slow.

You have accidentally caught something on fire.

You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eye.

You have caught yourself drooling.

You've fallen asleep in class.

Sometimes you just stop thinking.

You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.

People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you.

You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

You use your fingers to do simple math.

You have eaten a bug.

You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.

You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket.

You break a lot of things.

Your friends know not to use big words around you.

You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused.

You have fallen out of your chair before.

When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.

The word 'umm' is used many times a day.

You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say.

You've called yourself a ditz.

You have spelled your name wrong.

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SO.....How BLOND are you???

You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

Hey. This one and all the other others I answered "yes" to can be not the result of "blondeness" but another condition that is fairly common... "drunkenness." And no I was not hurt. Just a few bruises the next day and a pounding hangover.

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.No

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.No

You have ran into a glass/screen door. No

You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.No

You have thought of something funny and laughed,then people gave you weird looks.Once or twice, and yes I do know it said to answer questions with yes or no, but I'm not going to.

You have ran into a tree.No

It IS possible to lick your elbow....I know...

You just tried to lick your elbow.Nope, I already know I can't

You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.Yes I did

IN your head you just tried to sing them.HAHAHA.No

You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.No

You have choked on your own spit.Yes

You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.No

You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice.Yes I did

You just looked at it-HAHAHA.Yes


A LOT of People have called you slow.No

You have accidentally caught something on fire.No

You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eye.No

You have caught yourself drooling.No

You've fallen asleep in class.No

Sometimes you just stop thinking.It depends, do you count when you're watching a movie?

You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.No

People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you.No

You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.No

You use your fingers to do simple math.No

You have eaten a bug.No

You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.Nope

You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.No

You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket.No

You break a lot of things.No

Your friends know not to use big words around you.No

You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused.No

You have fallen out of your chair before.No

When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall. I used to

The word 'umm' is used many times a day.No

You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say.No

You've called yourself a ditz.WTF is a ditz?

You have spelled your name wrong.No

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3/38, I don't think I'm blond



Roswell.

I'm not blonde nor female, maybe this blonde term applies to men too, IDK.


But I get the Matrix and I know how to spell my name perfectly.
Oh the vehicle was slowing to a stop but I still hit the ground.

[edit on 10-12-2008 by Chukkles]

For the Record, I'm a red-head....lol



Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
Yes

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
No

You have ran into a glass/screen door.
Yes

You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
No

You have thought of something funny and laughed,then people gave you weird looks.
Yes

You have ran into a tree.
No

It IS possible to lick your elbow.
No

You just tried to lick your elbow.
No

You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
No, I know that

IN your head you just tried to sing them.HAHAHA.
No

You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
Yes

You have choked on your own spit.
No

You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
No, I get it

You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice.
No, I didn't notice

You just looked at it-HAHAHA.
Yes

A LOT of People have called you slow.
No

You have accidentally caught something on fire.
No, anything I set fire is intentional

You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eye.
No

You have caught yourself drooling.
Yes

You've fallen asleep in class.
No

Sometimes you just stop thinking.
No, I'm always thinking

You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
Yes

People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you.
No

You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
No

You use your fingers to do simple math.
No

You have eaten a bug.
EW No

You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
Yes

You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
No

You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket.
Yes

You break a lot of things.
No

Your friends know not to use big words around you.
No

You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused.
No

You have fallen out of your chair before.
Yes

When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.
Yes, but thats not blond, that's being creative

The word 'umm' is used many times a day.
No

You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say.
No

You've called yourself a ditz.
No

You have spelled your name wrong.
Once, on a friends comment page



- Carrot


[edit on 12/10/2008 by CA_Orot]

I just wanted to reply to say that I nearly fell out of my chair when I read some of these.

These are better than the ol' blond type humor like "How do you drown a blond? You throw a Scratch and Sniff coupon in a swimming pool".

Very funny stuff, I'm going to have to keep checking in, thanks for the smiles!

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
Hehe yes

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
No

You have ran into a glass/screen door.
LOL I have! a couple times in my life!

You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
Yes I have.. Only 1 time however

You have thought of something funny and laughed,then people gave you weird looks.
Oh yes!

You have ran into a tree.
Hehe yeah

It IS possible to lick your elbow.
well.. Not me, but someone else can lick my elbow, and I love it!

You just tried to lick your elbow.
heheh oh yes I have.. And ummm other places.. owe my back.. hehe JK

You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
Hmm It does doesnt it? yeah

IN your head you just tried to sing them.HAHAHA.
hehe yes

You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
Many times! Velcro for the win!

You have choked on your own spit.
ha! yeah

You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
No, I totally get it!

You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice.
hehe no

You just looked at it-HAHAHA.
yes


A LOT of People have called you slow.
yes

You have accidentally caught something on fire.
yes many times!

You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eye.
hehe yes

You have caught yourself drooling.
yes

You've fallen asleep in class.
Oh yes!

Sometimes you just stop thinking.
No, IM always thinking!

You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
haha yes

People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you.
yes

You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
hehe totally! yes

You use your fingers to do simple math.
lol always!

You have eaten a bug.
Well yes, but I was riding my motor cycle..

You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
Hmmm You are always worth any time I spend on your thread baby!

You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
LOL all to often!

You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket.
hahah yes

You break a lot of things.
I do! yes

Your friends know not to use big words around you.
NO

You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused.
yes

You have fallen out of your chair before.
hehe yeah

When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.
all the time!

The word 'umm' is used many times a day.
Ummmm well.. ummm yeah I ummm do! wink!

You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say.
hehe totally

You've called yourself a ditz.
Yes

You have spelled your name wrong.
No, but then again I spell my name many different ways to cover it up!


And heres one to boot.
I got a tatto of an ahnk on my right finger, so I always know my right from left.. hehe no joke

When I had really long hair.. I would go to pull my hair back with my hands, and end up poking my eye with my pinky!!
hehe I have almost put out my eye that way!!

Love ya AD!!!
Ty

[edit on 22-12-2008 by zysin5]

reply to post by zysin5


OMG! Ty..best answers!

*HUGS*

Originally posted by AccessDenied
Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

yes

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

yes lol

You have ran into a glass/screen door.

several times, oh and once into a mirror. LMAO

You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

yes, a train, I thought it had stopped.

You have thought of something funny and laughed,then people gave you weird looks.

all the time.

You have ran into a tree.

No...roller bladed into a cactus? does that count?

It IS possible to lick your elbow.

not sure...

you just tried to lick your elbow.

ha ha yes I did... I couldnt lick my elbow...but did give it a good try.

You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.

No that is wrong... they are different.. er?

IN your head you just tried to sing them.HAHAHA.

yes, and they are not the same melody... unless I am singing abc song wrong lol

You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

No but I did fall out of one of my sandles once

You have choked on your own spit.

Yes laughing

You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.

No didn't think it was that good though so maybe I didn't get it...

You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice.

not at first

You just looked at it-HAHAHA.

yes lol

A LOT of People have called you slow.

No... just ditzy

You have accidentally caught something on fire.

Yes, my house lol

You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eye.

No but did forget I had a straw and raised the glass and the straw went into my eye.

You have caught yourself drooling.

only when I sleep oh when I wake up and my pillow has drool on it

You've fallen asleep in class.

yes

Sometimes you just stop thinking.

no omg then I might stop breathing lol

You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.

sometimes

People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you.

only once and I blamed that on the fact I was really stoned and just didn't understand

You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

no

You use your fingers to do simple math.

yes, sometimes, counting the days of the week, forward planning

You have eaten a bug.

yes only half a bug, of course I didn't eat the rest when I found it in the lettuce

You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.

hahahahahha yes, i am supposed to be working LOL

You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

yes inside out and went to pick up my children from school and had the t towel hanging on my shoulder.

You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket.

looking for my pen and it was behind my ear... oh and the t towel

You break a lot of things.

no

Your friends know not to use big words around you.

no, i am good with big words, just have issues with simple instructions lol

You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused.

doesn't everyone do that? I thought that was the retrospective look

You have fallen out of your chair before.

only once and that wasnt my fault, i was swinging on it

When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.

omg yes... lol what about pictures in woodgrain?

The word 'umm' is used many times a day.

yes but I only umm in my head, I don't umm out loud

You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say.

yes

You've called yourself a ditz.

yes

You have spelled your name wrong

never

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SO.....How BLOND are you???

reply to post by Thurisaz


Ok..the rollerblading into a cactus..ROFL
I'm sure it was not funny at the time though!

omg yes, so painful.

had 3-4 cm thorns sticking out both arms ouch!!
they were stuck in there for about 35 mins until the doc took them all out!

Originally posted by Thurisaz

A LOT of People have called you slow.

No... just ditzy

You've called yourself a ditz.

yes

Just in case I'm the only one who noticed that

still laughing at the cactus...

on the subject of stupid things, about 10 minutes ago dad found a rotten egg and smashed it on the ground...next to himself...daddy's feet smell mummy...

he's stupid...on a lighter note there are three healthy chickens under that chook



Roswell.

You have eaten many bugs - yes (bike riding)

You have crazy glued yourself to...yourself.

You have tried to electrocute yourself...several times...unsuccessfully. (d'oh)

You have worn your clothes inside out...on purpose (saves washing, right )

You have dyed your hair blonder but it came out a stunning shade of battle-ship gray.

You have stabbed yourself...in fact are prohibited from having sharp objects.

You have flushed your foot down the toilet...sorta (shoes were muddy, seemed like a good way to clean them...it works!)

You have burned off one eyebrow...mostly

You have caught your foot on fire...on purpose.

...I'll stop there... :bash:



[edit on 1/5/2009 by Badge01]