reply to post by Sarahko
ok, one more for the older crowd...
perks of being over the age of 50.
1...kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2...in a hostage situation, your the one likely to be released first.
3...nobody expects you to run---anywhere.
4...people call at 9pm and ask, "did i wake you"?
5...people no longer view you as an hypochrondiac.
6...there is nothing left to learn "the hard way".
7...things you buy now, won't wear out.
8...you can eat dinner at 4pm.
9...you can live without sex, but not your glasses.
10...you can get into heated arguements about retirement planning.
11...you no longer think of speed limits as being challanges.
12...you no longer try and hold your stomach in, no matter who walks in the room.
13...you sing along with elevator music.
14...your eyes won't get much worse.
15...your investment in health insurance is finally starting to pay off.
16...your secrets are safe with friends, because they can't remember them either.
17...your supply of brain cells are finally down to manageable size.
i'm here all week, please tip your waitress.