How to cook an alien

The argument for eating Aliens

Aliens come here uninvited.

They mutilate our cattle, and probe abductees by shoving probes in their rectum and performing other unspeakable acts upon unsuspecting victims.

They are plentiful, more plentiful than the strained seas and land resources, and they seem to be coming in increasing numbers (if you beleive what some people are saying).

They are Kosher meat.

They taste good if prepared well.

According to some,they mess around with the Space Shuttle, when astronauts launch sattelites.

Their meat is safer than British Beef.
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[Edited on 2-10-2003 by quaneeri]

Think I`ll try some of the Roast Filet of Grey then some Minced Reptiloid sounds tasty

Quaneeri, what a topic.

You've made me laugh, thanks.

We're havin three alien pizza tonight!

And we didn't have to catch the darned aliens cuz we're gettin it from "Pizza Hut"!

Pizza Hut, they have all a flying saucer above their roofs. A red one !

Roasted alien spare ribs.

Yummy.

Originally posted by quaneeri They are Kosher meat.

Only if they've been blessed by a Rabbi...That's what makes any kind of food "kosher".

I've worked for Heinz Industries before...They had a Rabbi on the payroll to bless their pickles while they fermented in the vats...Plus, a number of tools & utensils must be blessed as well & can't be used for any other purpose except to process the kosher foods...And ordinary (unblessed) tools/utensils aren't allowed to be used for the kosher foods at all.

You'll see a small circled K on the label/box...

Alien Pizza, sounds yummy....

Wow, how much time people have on their hands these days, is incredible.

Now this is strange!!!

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oh man thats hilarious lmao!!

Best way to cook an alien is wham it in the microwave just like in the movie Gremlins.

I am particularly fond of alien wellington.

And I got to try me some alien gumbo....

LOL!! Thats pretty funny. But it should have been posted in the chit chat forum.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

that's hilarious

AAAAAAHAHAAHAHAHA

Originally posted by drunk
Best way to cook an alien is wham it in the microwave just like in the movie Gremlins.

Unless of course you get the fuzzy ones/aliens like Gizmo.
Granted, regular aliens lack hair folicles. There for the dip treatment used while prepareing the "fuzzy", appitizer is simular to the Mongolians.

Personally I like to throw my alien ontraies, into a crock pot. Mix in a couple beers, add minced habanero with BBq, stir every 1/2 hr for 14hrs. Serve MMMM MMM good!

Of course, if your a vegatarian, that means you can't hunt. So, the special sauce I named above won't have appeal. Drunk knows what I mean.


[Edited on 30-9-2003 by ADVISOR]

MMMMM....Do oyu like Sushi With lots of Wasabi?

wasabi tasty mmmmmm how would u like your alien done tonight i prefer rare i can see it bleed i like mine well done and when i say well done i mean charcoal funny hahahahahaha

Want some good recipes try reading:
"Serve Aliens", it's a Twilight of a book, just break the code and you'll understand.

Michael