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Alien Humor

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LoftyElim

posted on Nov, 26 2008 @ 09:02 PM
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Do you know a UFO joke put it here....


How many aliens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5 if you fight hard enough.


Ian McLean

posted on Nov, 26 2008 @ 09:08 PM
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Q: What do you call a spacecraft spotted hovering over a religious convent?

A: A nun-identified flying object.


Velvet Death

posted on Nov, 26 2008 @ 10:08 PM
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Q: Why do aliens abduct people and strip them naked?

A: They need a good laugh ever once in a while.

Q: Why do aliens do anal probes?

A: Because the look on Jim Bob's face is priceless.


Wally Conley

posted on Nov, 27 2008 @ 04:18 PM
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Q. Hoq many Aliens does it take to screw Hillary Clinton?
A. None, because they are exausted from hearing her talking about health care reform.


VIKINGANT

posted on Nov, 27 2008 @ 05:27 PM
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A Priest, an Irishman and an Alien walk into a bar....Never mind..Ts&Cs and all that.
Sorry guys



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