Whats your favorite movie or TV quote of all time?

Trigger: Problems, Dave?
Rodney: I don't want to talk about it Trig. You ever been wrongly accused of something?
Trigger: Yeah once.
Rodney: Yeah, How did you get out of it?
Trigger: Well I didn't - I was guilty.

Robot bartender "Do you want some more?" Fifth Element. It's a standard at my house.


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"Do you speak Jive?"

The Silence of the Lambs

Hannibal Lectar: "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."



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Army of Darkness

ASH: Gimme some sugar, Baby

ASH: Good... bad... I'm the guy with the gun.

ASH: Alright, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick! - [continuing nonchalantly] - It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right... shop smart. Shop S-Mart... You got that?!!

Mr Fury
"That's because Lance Murdoch IS Captain Amazing"

The Shoveller...
"Oh Don't start again...
Lance Murdoch wears glasses..Captain Amazing DOESN'T wear glasses"

Mr Fury...
"He takes them off when he transforms"

Shoveller
"That doesn't make sense,how would he be able to see???"

MYSTERY MEN..
Fave no-brain required,chill out movie.

reply to post by AGENT_T


lmfao....

I love Mystery Men,

My favority quote,

Dusk till Dawn

Marin: What.... Were they psychos?

Clooney: Psychos, Psychos don't @#$$$$ explode when sunlight hits them.

Forest Gump...

"I sure felt lucky to have him as my Lieutenant, Hes had someone in his family fight and die in every.... single.... American.... War.... I guess you could say he had a lot to live up to.

Ok..I have two...Here they go

First..National Lampoons Christmas Vacation..."MERRY CHRISTMAS...SH***ER WAS FULL" Cousin Eddie(Randy Quaid)

Second- John Belushi as Bluto Blutarsky- "They took the bar..The whole(edited for BTS) bar".

I really liked this quote from Ghostbusters, It always makes me laugh when Bill Murray sees the Staypuft Marshmallow Man walking in downtown Manhattan and says"Now theres something you dont see everyday"

"You're paintin' your house with dynamite? That's cray-z."

Adam Savage, Mythbusters. (The one where they busted the Mr. Bean ep where he did just that.)

"He's taking a dump in a can.."

From 'The Island'. Another underrated movie.

awesome its just awesome, pulp fiction best movie ever

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One from 'V for Vendetta' this time (hence my avatar).

No, What you have are bullets and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer standing.

Hugo Weaving was perfect as V, it must be said!

Simpsons. Bart is working at a Burlesque House. Rv Lovejoy, Ned Flanders and their respective wives show up at the Simpson House to confront Homer.

They knock on the front door and Homer answers.

Homer: "Oohh. This isn't going to be about Jesus, is it?"



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From Full Metal Jacket

Whats your major malfunction numb nut

From Happy Gilmore

Shooter McGavin- I eat little pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast

Happy Gilmore- You eat sh*t for breakfast

Love it

[edit on 22/11/2008 by OzWeatherman]

Double Post

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I'm gona have to go with Airplane.

Leslie Nielson "This woman has to be gotten to a hospital"

Woman "A hospital, what is it?"

Leslie Nielson "It's a big biulding with patients, but that's not important right now!" lol

"Dont call me shirley! is another classic !"

reply to post by Joecroft


I love the Airplane movies..They are priceless and super corny but just great!!!

Apocalypse Now

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

Originally posted by andolin
Apocalypse Now

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

Wow...forgot the Big Dog of quotes...

Good job - star for representing correctly...

Enter The Dragon

Bad Guy "What's your style"

Bruce Lee "You could call it, the art of fighting without fighting" lol