jokes about god

anyone know any good ones?

here's one to start...

god was in heaven when he thought it would be good to set jesus and satan a challenge.....

he told them to write up the history of man.....so both loaded up MS Word (its all microsoft in heaven, trust me) and set to work.....

Half way through the eternity god had set them to complete the challenge, there was an almighty power-cut, resulting from god hurling a lightning bolt, and using up all the power....

At the end of the challenge time, satan went to god and said....'I lost all my work in the powercut, so had to start again....as such i'm only half done..'

'well this isn't good enough', said god, 'jesus managed just fine'...

'but how?' said satan

'well', said god, 'jesus saves......'

... Well... I liked it...

That was amusing. I know a few myself. Have you seen any of the ones over at Reverend Fun? He has some pretty good ones.

hehehe...excellent.

thanks.