arise chicken! i really arised a chicken):

you know that cartoon show when theres some shaman summoning a chicken and he says "arise chicken arise...arise chicken arise"
i found that really corny before..really funny
so i kept saying it all day...over and over again i ddnt stop xD
so i heard a noise from the kitchen...i go...i see its coming from under the sink.
i open the shelf..i expect a rat maybe?
NO its a BIRD
i guess it fell throw the ventilation system on the roof of my apartament.
the ventilation is pretty small..but i guess funny stuff happen.
i should try "arise awesome girlfriend arise!": D

Lets just hope she doesn't get stuck in your ventilation system.
This is not a one liner.

Wait....Billy? Is that you?

BillyWitchDoctor.com?

yea thats the one xaxaxa this witchdoctor cracks me up