Do you think if I went back in time 4 billion years I could find the love of my life

Do you think if I went back in time 4 billion years I could find the love of my life


I'm so lonely, and I wish I had someone to love me. I could go out like tarzan and date a cavewoman or a dinosaur and get her all cleaned up and get her a nice apartment and some food and shelter.

Maybe 4 million bro.Even than you might only get a hella crusty cro-magnon woman thing.And what do you mean DINOSAUR?

beastiality!

Just love yourself man - be your own best friend. Then, sooner or later some girl will capture you and begin the quest for half your stuff.

Originally posted by ben91069
Just love yourself man - be your own best friend. Then, sooner or later some girl will capture you and begin the quest for half your stuff.

So true :bnghd:

Originally posted by Azador
Maybe 4 million bro.Even than you might only get a hella crusty cro-magnon woman thing.And what do you mean DINOSAUR?

like if i got a dinosaur for a pet.

Somehow I do not think a cro-magnon woman would appreciate a nice appartment.. she'll charge through the windows and hurt herself. I imagine they probably have their own courting rituals.. unless by "cleaned up" you mean gently comb through her hair looking for fleas and ticks.

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Four billion?

I think your more likely to get some kind of fish or single celled organisms

Strange fetish