Abducted by aliens who were abducted by aliens

Greetings,

My name is Gato. I was abducted by the greys. They took me into the future to the year 2036 where we met with John Titor. After visiting John Titor, we headed for Area 51 after returning to 2008. We were supposed to meet up with Bob Lazar and Dan Burisch but we were shot down over New Mexico by some restored world war 2 zeppelins commandeered by the reptilian aliens. I didn't die, I was lucky. I was abducted again and taken aboard one of the zeppelins where I was experimented on. Some of the greys were also taken aboard. They were resisting and the reptilians were smacking them around. I don't think they liked each other. I felt sorry for those little greys. The reptilian aliens took me to the underground bases at the Denver International Airport where I was interrogated for several days two miles below the earths surface. My interrogators wore some kind of uniform that looked military. I then realized they were part of the NWO and they were working with the reptilians. I wouldn't give them any information so I was taken to S-4 and was being held indefinitely. I escaped S-4 by crawling very slowly 15 miles avoiding all the security personnel. I was picked up by a very strange lady and her old man. She was acting strange. Even her husband thought her behavior was peculiar. Her husband suggested she might be possessed. We went back to the couples house where he busted out the Ouija board. The Ouija board proceeded to fly around the room. It hit me in the head and knocked me out for a few minutes. I came too and ran out of the house. I was lost. I didn't know where I was. I started hearing noises coming from a forest area. I headed toward the sounds when I saw about 100 people sacrifice a baby. Then I saw a sign that said Bohemian Grove. Well, I wanted nothing to do with baby sacrificers so I made my way to the highway and began hitchhiking. I never got picked up. I walked all the way to Kansas. I looked out over some fields of wheat when I saw a huge crop circle. It must have been over 400 feet long and about 150 wide. I was walking in the crop circle when a farmer saw me He came towards me and pulled out a gun. I got scared and ran. He shot and hit me right in the back of the head. I could see the bullet along with brain tissue exiting my head right between my eys. My life flashed right before me and I was dead. Then, I had an out of body experience where I was looking at the farmer who was looking at the other me lying in the field. The farmer was smiling after he shot me. I then made it my lifes mission to haunt this idiot until the day I died.... Wait, I'm already dead..... So I decided to make it my ghostly mission to haunt this farmer. I am still haunting him to this day. Some of my haunting techniques are, but not limited to:

Peeing on the toilet seat
Throwing out his toilet paper
Prank calls
flicking boogs on him
Farting in public making it appear as though he did it
possessing his family members

Anyway, that's my story and I'm stickin to it. If there is a moral to this story, I guess it would have to be don't ever pull out a gun and shoot me.

Wow

I believe you!

I can tell your telling the truth! It's so convincing.

[edit on 28-8-2008 by _Phoenix_]

Wasn't there an X-files episode where a pair of teens were abducted by greys who were then subsequently abducted by another cycloptic alien entity?

I liked that episode.

Hmm, I'd like to see that x-files.

I wanted everyone to know that my post in no way was meant to mock or make fun of anyone here. I hope there are not too many emotional people here that are easily offended. It is getting to the point where you have to re-think everything you say nowadays and I don't like it. I'm a big believer in freedom of speech so feel free to respond however you would like but know this, It was not my goal to mock anyone.

reply to post by ElGatoLoco698


I like you, sunny. You got a vivid imagination and i might need ehmmhmm i mean very interesting.

Hi ElGatoLoco698 and welcome to ATS. Sounds to me like you will fit right in here. So when you're not being abducted go post away and enjoy yourself. But just remember....we're all for freedom of speech as long as it falls in line with the T&C's.

Oh, and please stop by BTS sometime for a good joke, laugh, or rant. It's an awesome place to get to know some of the other patients....no....members. Oooops, silly me.

Rush





[edit on 31-8-2008 by hsur2112]

lol, I was unaware that ghosts could pee. Oh well, you learn something new everyday I guess.

well i don't want to be abducted by aliens!!

Well thank you very much hsur2112. That is very kind of you. I probably won't be posting too much. I'm what these board people refer to as a "lurker". Some forums actually boot you for lurking. I don't understand that because they want to get their message out but won't let you read their material because you won't post a "thank you" or "i agree/disagree with you".

Anyway. I don't have much experience with the paranormal. Can't say that I've seen a ghost or UFO or bigfoot, etc etc etc. I sure would like to though and I find it fascinating and thats what brought me here. I'm particularly interested in the Bob Lazar thing and the Dan Burisch thing. I also love predictions (not those celebrity predictions). I could care less if J-LO has a baby or Angelina Jolie adopts a kid from Neptune. That reminds me I need to get over to the predictions forum. That'll be my next stop methinks. Oh well, thanks again and see ya around.




[edit on 13-9-2008 by ElGatoLoco698]

Welcome!

Your introduction is perhaps one of the most creative I have ever read, it made me laugh.

You said you are more a lurker than a poster, well you have great writing style so I do hope to see some posting to add to the content around here!

Well thank you again. I always think when writing something you can't say it the way you want to say it because it wouldn't make much sense to anyone but you. I have been working on a few stories and cannot get any feedback from people so to hear you say I have creative writing style means alot.

I wrote the original post without much thought I just kind of jotted down a simple story that people here might find amusing. Kind of an inside joke for the ATS'ers. Imagine someone reading my post that is not interested in the paranormal and never heard of Bob Lazar or Dan Burisch. To them, the story would lose its meaning and the reader would say it's stupid or boring.

That is the problem I keep running into with my stories. I''ve only recently taken up writing. I bought an easel with paints and found I am a horrible (I mean horrible) painter so I started writing recently I feel like I have to explain every detail. For example, I found the Majestic 12 story really interesting so I thought it would make a great movie. Keep in mind that movie script writers usually say you should have one page for every one minute of cinema. So you're looking at 100-150 pages. Well in my story, I'm 7 pages in and still have not introduced the main characters or, for that matter, even introduced the conflict.

Anyway, I'm rambling. Writing this just helps me get these thoughts down so I can remember next time I want to throw a story away.

If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend going to www.serpo.org... and sifting through the hundreds of pages. It is very hard to read but once you read the pages you see an amazing epic story spanning many decades. If anyone has any web sites for writing fiction/sci fi stories that might help me, please let me know.

I just thought of something. Once again I'm just documenting a few ideas. Whenever you see sci-fi show like Star Trek, or Star Wars, the lighting on all the planets is the same. There is always breathable air. How cool would it be if we could simulate a planet orbiting a red giant star or a neutron star or quasar or binary star etc etc. What if we could land on one of these foreign bodies? I'm guessing that conditions on other planets is quite different than what we might think. This is my imagination running wild here. For example, imagine a planet half the mass of earth orbiting a star 1 light year away. Imagine that this planet has 4 moons. Imagine that this planet generates heat internally. Imagine that the atmosphere is made up of nitrous oxide and other trace elements making the sky appear purple. Imagine the water as a dark red color from all the iron oxides. Imagine humans colonizing it and building structures. The possibilities are endless.

If what I mentioned above were real, the planet would always be almost dark. You would be able to jump ten times higher. You could throw a football a mile. Now Imagine spending 3 years in this environment. Now imagine returning to earth. The sun would probably blind you. You could see in the dark. You couldn't walk because of the gravity. You would have a hard time breathing the different atmosphere. Your skin would be truly white. You find it impossible to lift 25 pounds. You would have gotten taller and skinnier. Who knows what else might happen. Maybe your hair turned green from something in the atmosphere. Maybe your sense of hearing was amplified because of less sound in a less dense atmosphere. Imagine having offspring on the planet and what they would look like after a few generations.

I could go on and on but I'm running out of characters I can type.

I know this post probably won't get read but I just wanted to jot down my brainstorm but if you did read it and want to collaborate, I certainly wouldn't be opposed.

OK, I'm done now.

See you on the flip flop

Gato