News From Northern Ireland

Hundreds of inbred farmers are feared dead after the US accidentally attacked North Kerry.

Pentagon officials are blaming the voice recognition software on the latest cruise missiles. �I�m absolutely certain I said North Korea� said a red faced technician.

General Brad Cheeseburger said � North Kerry voted Sinn Fien, and they won�t co-operate with weapon decommissioning, so it�s all much the same at the end of the day�


[Edited on 11-1-2003 by AlecMac]