Man banned from girlfriend's home after noisy sex

I admit, I get annoyed at first when neighbors have noisy sex, but if you stop and think about it, you have to admit it's impressive. Give them credit and go about your night, even if it means putting in a set of ear plugs (they're not expensive).

Some guys have had those girlfriends who could be heard down the street when they got going, and frankly, there's something to be proud of there. Sure, it's indecent and trashy, but it's damn impressive. It becomes like a contest, doesn't it?

I say good on 'em, and on the neighbors who just aren't getting enough.

Now that I've said my piece, I should note that this seems like a very dangerous precedent. I'd love to ban the neighborhood kids from congregating at 'that house' down the street, but it's not right.

Even if the cops have to respond every night, I don't think it's fair to issue a restraining order just to keep the quiet. Booting her out for being a nuisance would be fair, I think. Telling her that her boyfriend can't come over is way too much intrusion into personal business.

Why doesn't the court just issue a gag order?