From CNN!

Farmers Against Terrorism And Side Salads has expressed its members' concerns about the upcoming conflict in Iraq. "Ultimately, this is a struggle between capitalist liberal democracy and the reactionary forces of theocratic absolutism," explained FATASS President Bill Bogman, while standing in some sh*t outside a barn yesterday. "Should Islam triumph, there will be serious implications for world-wide pork consumption, and we'll be demanding compensation."

Mr. Bogman wants a 10-billion Dollar government funded contingency fund. "If a global imposition of Sharia law makes consuming our product punishable by death, obviously we'll still have to continue farming," added Mr Bogman. "After all, we've been producing crap nobody eats for years, and I don't see why the collapse of Western civilization should make any difference. Now get off my land"