Another possible problem at cern

yes folks we are now under 23 hours to the begining of experimentation at cern.... in looking for any news about its inauguration tomorrow i ran across a very interesting article

www.bbspot.com...

thats right they are worried about hurting the particles. I apologize for the decieving headline but this was just to funny hope it made you smile

Yes...Thank you. You made me smile.

What if the hadrons can feel pain?

reply to post by silverking


If the Hadrons can feel pain then they are in for a world of hurt!

Go on CERN, show those Hadrons who the boss is!

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Seriously, This is no joking matter! I heard that the sub atomic suicide rate is up by 30% since cern announced the first collision.

We can't let these mad scientists get away with slaughtering innocent particles.

What will they do next?

Originally posted by silverking
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Seriously, This is no joking matter! I heard that the sub atomic suicide rate is up by 30% since cern announced the first collision.

We can't let these mad scientists get away with slaughtering innocent particles.

What will they do next?

HAHAHA isnt this so rediculous how dense could you possibly be i mean come on i wander if they avoid walking on grass or eating salds in fear of hurting the ruffage

I had to laugh at that. I think its a last stitch effort of those idiots who are trying to stop the LHC from firing and obtaining what could be the most revolutionary data of 21st century particle physics. Oh well when we all get swallowed by a big black hole I suppose they will just look at us and say 'Told you so'

If they want to be conservative they should stop eating. Whats better about this is they solve 2 problems. We have less idiots in the world and our global food stocks won't run out ZOMGZ..

BBSpot is a satire/commedy web site. In other words, the story is fake.

Some other headlines from BBSpot:

Steve Jobs Names God as Successor
Zork Movie to Be Released In All Its Full Text Glory
Bush Proposes Faith- Based Firewalls for Government Computers
Microsoft Purchases Evil From Satan

why does there always gotta be someone sucking the fun out of everything

Originally posted by nataylor
BBSpot is a satire/commedy web site. In other words, the story is fake.

Some other headlines from BBSpot:

Steve Jobs Names God as Successor
Zork Movie to Be Released In All Its Full Text Glory
Bush Proposes Faith- Based Firewalls for Government Computers
Microsoft Purchases Evil From Satan

Yeah, i heard about the Microsoft one....didn't you see the auction on E-bay??

I maxed out at $10

well, i guess we will see who comes out on top, Hadrons or Human...

erm....GO HUMANS!