Religion comes to the rescue of Alien Abductees ... sorta... uh... maybe...

I have too much fun with the Ship of Fools links. Really. So one of the links is to a site with candles (you all know the devotional candles with pictures of the saints on them, right) designed for protection against all sorts of calamaties:

PMS
Bad Hairdressers
Children
Dieting
Overdone Political Correctness

And help with other things:
Powerful VCR Programming
Computers and Internet
IRS protection
Crisis Queen Protection


And yes, for your buds who suffer from "Entirely Too Much X-Files Syndrome", there's this little goodie:
www.possibilitiesshop.com...

It's so tempting to run up my Visa bill!

I\'m getting three for each room of my house, as well as several for my car and backpack. You can never be too protected from those little green buggers...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH Im freeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

XaOs

I am *seriously* considering the Crisis Queen candle.