How to build an H-bomb in your kitchen for under $100

This my personal recipe for a "Hydrogen bomb". It's easy and fun!

#1: Put some water, finely shredded aluminum foil and drano in a 2-liter bottle, shake well.

#2: Put a big balloon over the neck of the bottle to collect the hydrogen gas that is produced.

#3: Tie the balloon with a string soaked in kerosene. The string must be at least 3 feet long!

#4: Light the end of the string and let the balloon go. When the flame gets to it, it explodes with a massive fireball and a big, black mushroom cloud. This should not be attempted while drunk, and it takes some practice to get the exact formula right.

As for making a nuke, there are too many of them around already.

In any case, a licence to buy the 350 pounds of high explosive needed to compress the segmented plutonium is pretty hard to get these days, and the trigger needs a lot of electronics too.
Damn good laugh though!