Things to ponder

1) I used to eat a lot of natural foods until i learned that most people die of natural causes
2) When gardening, the best way to tell if it is a weed or valuable plant is how easy it comes out. If it was easy, it was valuable.
3) The fastest way to find a lost item at home is buy a replacement for it
4) In the 60's, people took acid to make the world wierd, now the same people take prozac to make the world more normal
5)How is it one match can start a forrest fire, yet it takes a whole box to start a camp fire
6) Who was the first person that looked at a cow and decided it think i will squeeze those danglely things and drink what comes out
7)If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared, why is there a song about it?
8)why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Lol this is a good thread.
Got some interesting things to think about there.
*Thinks*
Ok that's my thinking done for the day.
Thanks!

Why is life backwards?

Your born and you can't do anything, you earn money so you can do something, when you have the money to do something your too old to do anything.