i wish i was so cool

i wish i could have a contest for a date. i have no chance. i live in my own apartment. my mom doesn't have a basement. i don't have 1 star wars action figure. i don't even know who natalie portman is. i don't know kung fu. i don't even know what 300 notches means. I don't have a microwave, and i don't even like hot dogs. i like older women. maybe if i tell people about my love for looney tunes cartoons i would be better off. i think mel blanc is a genius. i think elmer fudd would kick yodas butt.
i wish i could get a date contest.
i wish i wasn't a loser and could be cool like other members here.

Not sure about kicking Yoda's butt..
but..


Elmer Fudd at least gets all the Bunny Love..

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You just can't beat the master of white and nerdy...





[edit on 7/21/2008 by whatukno]

Originally posted by Question Fate

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ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa.i forgot all about this song. classic.