Blackhole Super computer design.......

My dream future computer-

12 super massive black holes- networked Nonlocally for data storage (Should max out at about 10 to the 1000 Yottabytes)
(Assuming your blackhole drive doesn’t evaporate and fail)

12 Zero frequency( ie 0 Hz) non local DPU ‘S (Distributed processing units) consisting of Quantum Spinach processors orbiting just outside the Event horizons of the black holes. DPUs take advantage of the Lorentz data contraction due to the intense gravitational field allowing for highly compressed temporal data streams.

(Data interface between the processors and the storage system is managed by a Hawking radiation Transducer.(also in orbit)
12 Julia CAM )Chaos Access Memory) 10 Yottabytes each although you might squeeze by with a couple of zettabytes


User interface is via Hyper Dimensional retro causal Junk DNA Modulation so that the answers to your questions or simulations spontaneously appear in your “junk” genetic information and thus unconsciously morphically resonate in your mind the desired outcome/answer/experience, usually before you have even asked the computer your question or run a programme.(this can be a real time saver)

For local visual interfacing and experiencing id probably go for an Explicate order Holographic reality generator.

If you can’t find 1 of these you might get by with a Hadron collider Hack -Just use the spacetime metric distortion created around the operating collider to modulate the Holon Information matrix and you should be sweet ! (keep an eye out for any God particle crosstalk)

Motherboard-Hmmm Always tricky, Im torn between a Mandelbrot Virtual Quark Modulator (Tends to Chaos in the higher Iterations) or a 1 kg Colby cheese(Greater thru put, but dairies getting expensive and you have to be careful when cutting the cheese …….Aey)

Either of these Motherboards interface with carbon based consciousness nodes although some of them have a fondness for the cheese which can be an issue



That’s as far as ive got…….Mostly tounge in cheek although im completely serious about the blackhole storage…… actually …some of the other bits are cool too….and if the machine crashes you can always whip out the DPU’s and the motherboard and get your mates around for fondoo

What can I say…I’m bored……

I was gonna post links to some supporting information...but I can't be bothered now ....Im sure you get the gist of it !puz:

Might I suggest a Matrioshka Brain?

www.aeiveos.com:8080...

All sounds ´feasable´in a sci-fi fashion.

My question though:

Will you have it running Windows 7?

Nice link about Matrioshka Brains mirador

use a quantum string data transfer bus... its non linear...
now thats speed....lol

front side bus speed = Infinity

[edit on 13-7-2008 by Maya432]

Some links to the Spinich processor idea, I don't think their Quantum spinich just regular stuff-like you eat.

Spinich based computing

there was also a scientific american article
a few years back that talked about blackholes as computers, ill have 2 find a link.