2 friends are catching up in a bar......

2 male friends are catching up in a bar having a good ol chat.

One of them says to the other:

"Mate, i really put my foot in it the other day. I was at the train station and about to buy a ticket to Pittsburgh - when it was my turn i realised the gorgeous woman who was about to serve me had the biggest set of knockers i had seen in a long time. You know what i said to her?"

"What?"

"I will have 1 picket to tittsburgh."


"Ha ha oh mate do not feel too bad about that - it can happen to the best of us. Last week while having dinner with my wife i had the same experience."

"What happened?"

"I meant to ask her to pass me the salt but instead i said "You ruined my life you c**t!!"

ooOOOOOOOooooohhhhh....


I thought you meant THIS kind of BAR.

Now it makes sense.

Good one.

Wow couldn't imagine such a statement "slipping out" lol....

That was pretty friggin funny.