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The Lighter Side

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deltaalphanovember

posted on Jun, 18 2008 @ 09:05 AM
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The Lighter Side


news.iafrica.com

In a top-secret memo leaked to the media this morning, the CIA has issued a stern warning to would-be assassins not to target Zimbabwean despot Robert Mugabe. Describing Mugabe as "sniper-proof", the memo explained that head-and-chest shots would have no effect on the 84-year-old Mugabe, as he has neither a brain nor a heart.
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deltaalphanovember

posted on Jun, 18 2008 @ 09:05 AM
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Please note, this article is satire, but worth a read as it should make you chuckle or laugh out loud.

news.iafrica.com
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