How to keep a healthy level of sanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation marks

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!, I won! 3rd time this week!!!!!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

ROFL!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! man! i couldn't stop laughing! almost choked myself! those are some clever ideas. have you tried any out yourself?

I haven't tried any but number six sounds like it could be fun.

well looks like you've already given no.8 a shot here! 'cause i noticed you didn't use any punctuation in that line! intentional? anyway, time to try it out at the office!

i think i'm gonna try out 3, 7, 10 and 18 when i get the chance next! lol! killer stuff...

Lol number 5 sounds good. Im starting work with my dad next week in an office, where he's the facilities guy so he is in charge of the coffee machine. This could be fun.

I used to work in a fast food restaurant, and you'd be surprised how many people actually do number 11.
We all used to laugh at them for it..

I think i'm going to give them all a try!!