The Insane Awards

Originally posted by NotTooHappy
One time, I went to a gass station, pumped some gas then went inside to pay for it and get a snack. Then I drove about 2 blocks down the street to another gas station and got gas again.

I once pulled in for gas. Put the gas nozzle into the tank to fill up but then had to go pay first. They were closed for a cpl hrs. Even tho the guy knew me he refused to open up for me (forget that Circle K claims to be 24/7). It pissed me off and I left. On the way out of the parking lot, I heard a loud noise, but shrugged it off.

The next morning I was talking on the phone and glanced out the window. I was shocked to see what looked like a machine gun sticking out the side of my truck!

Upon further inspection I saw it was that gas nozzle from the night before. I had been so pissed that I drove off, forgetting to put the nozzle back in the gas pump. I drove about 10 miles with that thing sticking out b4 getting home! I cannot believe I didn't get pulled over!! My brother still gives me hell about that!:shk:

he kept saying I was gonna get arrested for stealing 'cos they had it on film. I waited till about 2 am the following night to take it back when no one was around. How embarassing.:shk: