Have theories other side of supposedly non existant conspiracy might be playing games with me

Some disturbing emails I got recently... made me think of Seinfeld episode -- Kramer talking to Postmaster colonel saunders Newman is brought in hands tied with bucket over head Kramer "Newman is that you" him saying "Just tell the world my story"
Got 4 from I think people in town using few sentences and letters messed up dont know what intentionally implied . Describing graphic acts and derogatory terms and links to porn sites. Then today...
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translated backwards through sylabelles: "won smel borp (burp) su gnuf (enough?) lian eot (lia neo t(cross symbol)) raefed (raped)
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backwards sylabelle: smaerd (smeared) r u oy fo loop (if "d" before) eht no s laed no saes-erp teg (tag) ot (overtime) emit si (yes spanish) won
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2 locations of hospitals(stony brook & huntington) I have been in each more than once along with possible numerical codes and usually words backwards doesnt represent sentences, I dont know maybe
then while writing this down on pad
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I know how this sounds if anyone doesnt believe me wants to check for self the emails are still in my mailbox

these I though might have been local...
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hot pfe n Daughter both stairs they -- from victor----ett1648
sexy zi izp Bolwjobs skilled orange much settle arrange future inch dark ease
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sexy dkw qu Lady adjustment rhythm -- from ------hunton706688
respect.dear niv Movies black harmony uncle might cruel the son smell strawberry chin
farm quart minute.
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our berry yard request half record.
darling td Pictures mud carriage -- from haley-----7642
best x Girlfriends wolf work address quiet collar hammer stead flight remember
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ivf c swallow sweat almost caught bus remain
attraction.

There's no conspiracy here.

You've simply become the target of spam bots. The random strings of text like that is simply their way of getting by the spam filter of your email client.