George Bush's New Son

I can't believe that nobody on ATS has commented on this magical day. Sacrosanct and pious true love has come to rest in the White House as the futures of Jenna Bush and Henry Hager entwine forever in blissful union. Congratulations to these two beautiful kids. God bless their union, and the joining of these two remarkable families as one.

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So – who is this guy Henry Hager? Is he really good enough for the first twin?

He was an intern / assistant for Karl Rove. His future plans: work for a power company in Baltimore. Not sure if that will be enough to accommodate Jenna's habits – we can only hope. He has a masters degree. In business. Seems like a bright guy. I guess.

What poor advice can I give, on this joyous day? I would simply hint to Mr. Hagar: his new Dad is commanding approximately 50,000 nuclear weapons. He should note -- thousands die in far off places with very little justification or reason – based upon decisions his new father makes, based upon secret (maybe erroneous) facts. There are a lot of traumatic head wounds happening. These things follow a pattern.

John Hager must really love Jenna. And what is not to love there, really?

I see from the Wikipedia article that he asked for Jenna's hand from Mr. Bush months before of ever asking Jenna – so we know he is not presumptuous anyway.

www.wacotrib.com...

Have a magical wedding night you two. Experiment. Play. Let the light of love shine through you, and light the dismal and dark world we now live in.

A little too late for some well known words from one of the Monty Python movies, eh?

Run away!! Run away!!

The poor bastard...

The way you wrote the post freaked me out and some how I feel that something not very good is going to be created... scary thought and scary writing....