Oops, Did I Say That Out Loud?

Ya'll might get the idea of this thread...or, you might not.

Not that I care...



Did I say that out loud?

"What is WRONG with the managers and Directors of our workplace?
They used to have guts, now they are Yes-Men to whatever comes down the pipe from the corporate office. They are cowards, and they never step up to the plate to defend our department anymore"

as I turned to see the director standing behind me..
"ooops did I day that out loud?"

[edit on 10-5-2008 by spacedoubt]

"Wow, you guys, another anniversary. Congratulations! Here's to another great, happy year! And, BLANK, you look great! You look so good!" (He had lost a lot of weight.)

That was said to some in-lawsbefore I accidentally became privy to another "family secret". They were having horrible marriage problems, plus he was strung out on, addicted to, coc aine. ooooh, boy...

Hey, how was I to know...these are my x-inlaws now; turned out I was never considered "part of" the family, let alone should be hearing any of their multitude of family secrets. oooooh, boy...

*Me....strolling into office*--

"Hey, what kind of bonehead user error you got today?"

*Co-worker..slowly turning in chair*--

"Why don't you ask the person on the speaker phone?"

Doh!! Did I say that out loud?...

Mea culpa! Mea culpa! And a mea culpa for MrD, too!

A family member tragically and accidentally had run over her family cat in the driveway recently. As MrD and I were watching her back out of ours, our neighbor cat decided to pay us a visit at that very moment.

While we were standing in front of her vehicle as it was backing out, we smiled, waved, and MrD said loudly to me over the engine, "Hope she doesn't run over that one!", to which I immediately said back, "Naw, I think this one is smarter than the other one!" hahaha...then as she turned the car once she got on the street, we both noticed her driver's side window wide open. oops!

Will someone please castrate that idiot before he has (more) offspring!

Friend

"chris why you being so secretive"

Me

"its because I'm a ninja"

uh oh.