Real Life Court Proceddings

These are from a book,"Disorder in the American courts".

These are actual transscripts:

Lawyer:Are you sexually active?
Witness:no, I just lie there.


Lawyer: What is the first thing your husband said to you in the morning?
Witness: Where am I cathy
Lawyer: And why did that upset you?
Witness: My name is Susan!!!


Lawyer: Now Doctor, is it true, when someone die's in their sleep, they don't know about it till the next morning?
Witness: Did you actually pass the bar exam????


Lawyer:Were you present when your picture was taken?
Witness: Are you #ting me?????


Lawyer: So the date of conception (of the baby) was august 8th?
Witness: Yes
Lawyer: And what were you doing at the time??
Witness: Uh....I was getting laid.


Lawyer: All your responces MUST be oral, ok? What school did you go to?
Witness: Oral



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