What really happened to Monroe and Presley?

Alot of people make theories about whether Marilyn Monroe and Elvis Presley actually overdosed on drugs or not, or the government killed them, or if they are still alive (elvis sightings), etc.

I dont know why the government would kill them, except Monroe because of the whole affair with JFK. What do you think?

Well we all know Nixon had made Elvis a DEA agent (HOW IRONIC) weeks before his death so I dont see a connection between him and the government but I def see a monroe connection. Theres a whole lot of mystery involving JFK and maybe when she was close to him she met/saw someone that she shouldnt have and could have been involved in his assasination. And thats the one thing any hitman knows, kill all witnesses if you want to keep a secret.

They died...

Maybe Monroe was bumped but I'm seriously sick of this Pressley being alive crap.

Yea, I think Presley just o/ded.

Originally posted by JustAnIllusion
Yea, I think Presley just o/ded.

He had a brain anuerism on the can. poor man.

I dont know why the government would kill them, except Monroe because of the whole affair with JFK. What do you think?

I watched a show on I believe the history channel that for me anyhow pretty much cleared up the mystery. They used science to take us step by step through the death.

I asdmit that it all could have been fake but to me it cleared up any questions I had.

As for Elvis I think he just ODed

Elvis ? He's still living. He is somewhere in the South-Pacific. On an Island I think.

Originally posted by ultra_phoenix
Elvis ? He's still living. He is somewhere in the South-Pacific. On an Island I think.

With Tupac???

Originally posted by Amuk

I dont know why the government would kill them, except Monroe because of the whole affair with JFK. What do you think?

I watched a show on I believe the history channel that for me anyhow pretty much cleared up the mystery. They used science to take us step by step through the death.

I saw something like that on the Discovery Channel. they came to about the same conclusion. but really, we'll probably never know what happened with Marilyn. she could have been murdered, but she just as easily could overdose, or it could have been a suicide. (she suffered repeated bouts of depression during her life, so it's not impossible).

Elvis squeezed too hard while constipated and popped a vein in his brain, as a result of his drug addiction.

They Died - MM a conspiracy I can live with - but an Obese ageing rockstar ? why bother

mm was murdered by kennedy and elvis pooped his brains out. what more do ya need to know?

[Edited on 24-4-2004 by ButtMonkey]

Elvis and Marilyn did the nasty and had a love child ... Michael Jackson.

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Presley died of a heart attack, didn't he? I know he was all hopped up on prescription drugs, but I think his heart just exploded. All those fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

Ok, I've been thinking about posting a thread on this for a while, but I made it up, and I cannot substantiate any of it. It just makes sense to me...

Ok, so MM and JFK were hookin' up on a regular basis, right, and Jackie O' really didn't care, she was the first lady, and that was enough for her. Anyway, What I think happened was ol' JFK got MM knocked up, and since MM was so in love with JFK, she really wanted to keep the baby. Well, JFK's a really good Catholic, right, and not only that, but the first (I think) Catholic president ever, so he wants to keep a good impression. Or maybe he wants the Holly Roller Church to have more control, or he's in league with Satan, just like the Great Abominable Whore (the Church), or whatever, any of that is beside the point...

So MM gets pregnant with Jack's kid, wants to keep it, and for whatever reason Jack can't have that. So, he chooses to exercise his secret presidential assasination power (I think they get what, 3 freebies per term) and has MM whacked to make it look like a suicide. So that's what happened to MM.

Now, this is where I really go off....

So now MM is dead right, but she meant literally millions to the music and movie... well, just about the entire entertainment industry was planning on making billions from MM revenue over the next hundred years or so, so they gets pissed and decides to shift ol' Jack right off this mortal coil. Now, the mob has already been speculated as one of the possible suspects in the assassination, so this makes logical sense, since for all time the mob and the entertainment industry have been like this *holds up crossed fingers*. So the powers that be in the entertainment business get their heads and their money clips together and hire out the best hit team the mob has to offer. I'm thinking probably a team of ten or twelve, you know for security, surveillance, backup contingency, stuff like that...

Now here's where Lee Harvey Oswald comes in. Right. Ok, so whenever good criminals pull a heist, on of the main tactics they use is the patsy. Someone who will be the fall guy just in case things go wrong, you know. Well that was Lee. So the mob offers Lee a butt-load of money to do the job, but they tell him that the target is not actually the Pres, but the other guy that got shot. And of course, the other guy that got shot was shot by Lee, 'cause Lee was a good Marine, you know, followed orders, always made his mission, all that good stuff. But they put him in a position where he was sure to get caught. See, being a Marine, Lee wasn't too bright. So as Lee is shooting the other guy, someone else (Probably Carlos the Jackal, or some badass like him) is shooting the back of JFK's freakin' skull off with a suppressed, compensated, or silenced weapon from somewhere else.

Now, Lee has been arraigned for the murder of the president and the cop he shot, and does really good not to squeal about who hired him and who the target was, you know, 'cause now he knows he's been set up to fall for the mob. He also knows that if he says anything, the mob who hired him will just off him like that. Enter Jack Ruby...

Just to be certain that Lees dirty trap keeps shut, the mob gets Ruby to shoot him. Ruby's probably one of those guys who's been a rat for the mob for a long time, and has some kind of a gambling debt, or maybe he disrespected some goodfella and he's marked, right? Anyway, some gangster gives him a choice, you know, gives him an 'offer he can't refuse'? He sez he sez, "Ok Ruby this is what you gonna do. You gonna go down to that courthouse in front of that crowd, in front of that camera, in front of all those cops, in front of your mother, in front of GOD HIMSELF, and yous gonna shoot that kid, you get me? You gotta piece? WHAT? Ah, you're #in' useless! HERE, your mother gave me this one for bangin' her so good!" Well, what's Ruby going to do, you know, he knows that if he says no, the guys just gonna whack him, and so he decides what the hell, and goes down there and shoots him. Obviosly, he's got a motive, 'cause he's right right before he shoots him when he says, "You rat, you killed the president". So weapon, motive, witnesses, every base is covered. No more people left in the loop.

Now watch this site get ripped off the net and a black on black on black Chevy Suburban with a bunch of guys wearing black suits, black ties, and black sunglasses pull up to my house...

See ya!
DeltaChaos

[Edited on 24-4-2004 by DeltaChaos]

Sorry JAI, I think I just killed your post. Here, I'll bump it...

DC