Back from the dead

Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
A: To the dead sea

Q: Why was the mummy so tense?
A: He was all wound up.

Q: Why don't mummies take vacations?
A: They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

Q: Why couldnt the mummy come outside?
A: Because he was all wrapped up!

Q: What is a Mummies' favorite type of music?
A: Wrap!!!!!

Q: What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date ?
A: Any old girl he can dig up !

Q: Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 1000 years ?
A: Because he thought he was old enough to leave home !

Q: Why were ancient Egyptian children confused ?
A: Because their daddies were mummies !


Mummy......mummy I don't want to go to Australia!

"Shut-up and Keep swimming!"


Where is the most popular place for pharaohs to eat?

A: Pizza Tut.

What did King Tut say when he had a nightmare?

A: I want my Mummy! ...

Why does the mummy keep his band-aids in the freezer?

In case he has cold cuts.

Have a nice trip and drink lots of water.
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"I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth."
Neil Armstrong

Love to you all,

Polar Bear

I take it you're a fan of mummies

anyway welcome.

An amusing, if not slightly disturbing introduction Polar Bear! Welcome and enjoy your stay in the virtual refuge that is ATS .

Hi Polar Bear!!

An *unusual* Introduction it must be said - but, hey!! Who am *I* to comment!!

Enjoy the ATS board - but beware, as it is very, *very* addictive!!

Welcome PolarBear. You should enjoy it here alot! *looks around the room then runs outside quickly*

welcome to ats Polar Bear hope to see you around on ats

Welcome to ATS Polarbear

Well...that had to be one of the cheeriest intro's i have ever read.

Anyway...hope u have a great time here and dont be afraid to say hello by u2u or that lol

Hugs
Gryff

"Perhaps the saddest site in the world is a mosquito on a mummy"..... Jack Handey(SNL)

Interesting intro PB. You will fit right in.
Hope you enjoy ATS.

Welcome polar bear!

looks like you will fit in just fine here!!!


well you need any help feel free to u2u me any questions you may have

see you around

asala

That was an awesome intro Polar Bear...

My props

Thank you one and all for your warm welcome notes. And yes, I do like Mummies To you Drunk, Happy 30th and may you have many more.

Bear Bear

very nifty intro!

welcome to ATS, and if you need any help shoot a u2u my way.